A long time ago in a galaxy not far from the nation's capital...
It is a dark time for the Wizards. Before the John StarWallker's knee had been temporarily destroyed, a secret congregation of Lord Leonsis' minions visited Emperor Ernie Grunfeld's hidden base and unassumingly offered him the keys to Washington's galaxy (and an undisclosed compensation bounty) for the emperor's 16th year. Lord Leonsis knew not if the newly acquainted army of Wizards could stand up to the test of the rising Eastern Empire.
Overcoming the Wizards' dreaded injuries, locker room rifts, perpetual downplaying of opponents, decrepit defense, and careless safeguarding the eternal rock, Old School Scottie Brooks and Brattlequest Beal ushered the limping Wizards army into the Battle of the Eastern Empirs just as John Skywallker recovered from his battle wounds.
The Wizards army fell predictably to the Beasts of the North whose emperor filled its army with a plethora of young, sharpshooting storm troopers. Yet Emperor Ernie survives yet again to the dismay of Washington galaxy dwellers. Noah Goetzel and Truth About It's Troy Haliburton explore the emperor's perplexing return...
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