The Captain declares himself King, and a Justin Bieber fan. Unfortunately, I did not have time to transcribe a journal entry because of the lack of interest in it, so if you want more stories then email [email protected]. Here are some links to things steampunks may find intriguing (or offensive):

http://style.mtv.com/2011/11/01/justin-bieber-steampunk/

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-3445_162-20127610/steampunk-yesterdays-tomorrow/?tag=cbsnewsTwoColUpperPromoArea

-ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)