Things get trippy when the Captain talks about Pink Elephants On Parade, 2001: A Space Odyssey and  Psychedelic Steampunk band Jonny Squid.

            ATUM

(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

The show has returned, hopefully it will come out more frequently now. This christmas special is a little late, but you wouldn't have listened to it until after christmas anyway. Don't forget to check out the captain's web series's christmas special as well: http://blip.tv/m4/5-happy-christmanukkahdanzaa-6465543

         ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

After the Captain's failed attempt to remove everything not steampunk about himself (28: You Can Jekyll but you can't Hyde) he and Jack Yackly attempt to go back in time and kill people who made the world not steampunk as it should be.

                 ATUM

(Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

The Captain will end the controversy and discover how time really began!

            ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

Well, the Captain's movie is finally done! Here's how to find it online: Go to YouTube, search "a trip to the moon colorized air" and click on the first result. In the video description there is a link to his film. It is a full length remake of "A Trip to the Moon." Make sure to email him lots of critiques, I'm sure he'd love it! (Or I'd love to see him get them). -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

The Awards for the best steampunk stuff of 2011! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

Oh dear... The Captain (and friend) attempt a Christmas special. VERY special... -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

The Captain makes some changes (feedback is appreciated, [email protected]) and starts a cult. He also comes up with a new closing tagline! And, as the title implies... -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine) The captain has unfortunately stopped the flow of journal entries. Sorry.

The Captain has a broadcast from the future! And you get to hear what I will sound like in 100 years. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

The Captain gets a visitor just in time for Halloween! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine) Part 3: How I acquired the Eckener (story starts with Log 17: Rap Attack) May 19th, 1940.     It is very late at night, and we have rowed our boats directly under the Hindenburg II. Looking up at it I feel like a knight from an old tale about to poke a sleeping dragon. Most of the others don’t seem nervous, they are sadly ill informed on the powers of this great beast. Only I and my best men know what it’s capable of, and we shaking with nerves. Except for the ex German soldier, who has a sort of revenge or die attitude about himself. His family was killed by the Axis Powers, and he puts little value on his own life anymore, except his goal to redeem them.     All around me, balloons are inflating like dark mushrooms growing out of the murky black water of the Atlantic. In a few hours we will be set to rise to the great beast. I must stop writing know, for my companion needs my help with our own balloon.     ...If Hugo Eckener could see me know!