Excellent music selection tonight brought all the way back from the wilds of Oregon. Beware though, the captain does nothing but try to convert his listeners to tellotherpeopleabouttheshowism.

ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)

I am not flattered at all Liz. Not even one little bit. Ok, maybe a little...

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The Captain reveals a shocking secret and does a badly edited interview with the one and only Gamera! (See video)

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I am once again rather quiet as the Captain has his first guest on. Please let me know if he rambled. (I do enjoy smacking him when he does).

Also, as new tradition, shows with guests, (and therefore more enjoyable) will have their titles in capital letters.

ATUM

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Once again the captain makes obscure references. This time to 50s B-Movies! (Robot Monster, Plan 9 from Outer Space). He also records it in 3D, like Robot Monster was. Unfortunately, he forgot that he has a purely audio show...

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The Captain puts on his 'mopy bloomers' and enforces some strange musical rules.

Excuse me if last weeks show downloaded twice or had technical difficulties, I am rather new at this.

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The captain starts recording the activities of the natives, but perhaps their holiday cheer is to much for him. Not me however.

Sorry for the long wait. I hope to get the captain casting every week from now on.

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Listen as our valiant Captain struggles to survive the Wyoming wilderness and irritates the nefarious Mr. Miller!

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