If you left Chicago on a train going south traveling a speed the equivalence to the speed of a flaming centaur and at the same time you opened a transport business in the fictitious town of Mortise, invested most of your earnings into huckabees then waited 14 years for the huckabee to be recognized as the main global currency. How many times would your train stop? Easy as 3.14 when you subtract laundry mat storytelling and multiply it with the basement humor.....with a funny femur.