Loism Raw

First off or should I say blast off piccolo screams confused as a hog’s cough…Laughs aren’t rare as the pride of one’s past.

Traveling down a dark windy road apparently windy isn’t the word I was thinking so I guess this road was in a valley because at first I was thinking of winding with curves but realized it must was the wind because of the way it’s spelled anyways it leads to basement humor told in laundrymat style.

When the tables flipping and the chicken sticking sometime you gotta slow grind with a pork rind this time seconds and minutes vandalized in a basement of storytelling in audio cinematic laundry matic fashion.

In the thick of purple moons and honor, no sleep was granted to those that were not Randomites and though the skin of the chicken that layeth in the grease the longest shall be the darkest, my caravan of caribou protected by realms of the storytelling style of the Laundrymat that baste in the juicy guts of basement humor.

Hambone heard that his mother was gonna buy him a mockingbird but sadly didn’t foresee that the mockingbird wasn’t going to sing so in return Hambone’s mother bought herself a diamond ring and now with hindsight it’s easier to see that the ring wasn’t going to “shine” because all along there was a plot for a bottle of wine that she drank in the bathroom of the laundry mat telling stories of basement humor.

Dearly beloved We are gathered here today to celebrate with Loism and Raw as they proclaim their love and commitment to the world. We are gathered to rejoice, with laundrymat storytelling and for them, in the new life they now undertake together in the form of basement humor.

If you left Chicago on a train going south traveling a speed the equivalence to the speed of a flaming centaur and at the same time you opened a transport business in the fictitious town of Mortise, invested most of your earnings into huckabees then waited 14 years for the huckabee to be recognized as the main global currency. How many times would your train stop? Easy as 3.14 when you subtract laundry mat storytelling and multiply it with the basement humor.....with a funny femur.

“Ask yourself before you ask someone else but if you are questioned before you are able to question there is no plead there is only reason think about it? “ I thought about it and I realized why that guy wore a coat with sandals. Anyways more word association from the basement of laundry mat style storytelling.

Here lies an episode of utterly confusion swimming birds and flying fish in the midst of unauthorized pleasure similar to the stew meat in a backwood restaurant’s soup of the day located in the basement of a laundry mat.(.Warning ends abruptly)

During the certain magic hour in a certain village among certain folk behind a closed certain curtain lies a certain sea urchin hurting and uncertain if it will ever see the merchants that were lurking and searching for virgin surgeons. And random laundry mat style basement dwelling storytelling stories in the likes of Big Richard coming back from the crusades.