385K+ people gathered in Grant Park this weekend for the 30th anniversary of Lollapalooza just in time to welcome the Delta variant of the COVID19 virus. But that’s not what your cousin is concerned about: It’s that damn CDC and their freedom killin’ Mask Mandate. Fortunately, Chad did the research so you don’t have to and you can feel free to post this episode on their dumb Facebooks!

Get vaxxed, get masked cuz we’re not thru-a-palooza yet….

Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete April 28th 2018

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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