In traditional Lonely Fans fashion, follow me into the tangents that arise from a rant about celebrities giving us nothing at the Met Gala, David Dobrik giving us everything except a sincere apology and a free Tesla, and the family vlogger industrial complex giving us too much footage of their kids who can't consent. Also, buckle up for the story of how I trolled one of the aforementioned family vloggers and got blocked. It's all here in episode 32! 

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Looking camp right in the eye tweet: https://twitter.com/karliekloss/status/1125510658542452737?lang=en

David Dobrik's 1st apology video (includes "I missed the mark on that one": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=260IAJdFvl0&t=85s

David Dobrik's 2nd apology video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB734hc89x8&t=204s

Where were you this time last year? If you're anything like me, you were in the depths of despair - at the height of quarantine, looking for ANYTHING to do besides face the fact that COVID restrictions weren't going away any time soon. And then, I found a beacon of hope in the form of a Youtube video: KANYE WEST FAN LISTENS TO TAYLOR SWIFT FOR THE FIRST TIME. That was the first video of Fabrizio's that I watched, and from then on I was a Fabrizio stan. Listen to us have a conversation for the first time and do the impossible: rank Taylor Swift's 8 studio albums. Where will we place your favorite album?   CHECK OUT FABRIZIO’S YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCqUKtYcl1JiD8FY_UJLbyzQ.

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Doja Cat has me in her clutches once again with her latest album release, and I'm completely fine with it. Listen to my breakdown and ranking of each song to see where we agree and where we're going to have to battle it out Hamilton-style 😡 . One thing is for certain: I want a one-way ticket to Planet Her - will you join me?

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There are some iconic ages out there. When you're 16, you get a driver's license (stream Sour by Olivia Rodrigo). When you're 22, you get to sing that one Taylor Swift song. We often miss, however, the significance that being 14 has. 14 year-olds are really leaps and bounds ahead of us when it comes to intellectualism and seeing society how it really is. In this episode, join me on the subreddit "I'm 14 and this is deep," (r/im14andthisisdeep) where I pick apart some of the worst fake-deep offenders on the internet. 

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We all remember when The Fault in our Stars movie came out. Every middle schooler was shaking in their doc martens. Looking back on it, was John Green really the literary genius we all hailed him to be? Charlotte and I break it down and name his many crimes while simultaneously waxing my legs for the the first time ever. Is John Green the man we remember him to be? Find out in this episode.

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