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How do you talk about a film about the filming of a film about a book that is written about the process of writing a book? With some difficulty to begin with it seems! Andy takes Kev and the returning comedy adaptation specialist Sam, through a Cock and Bull story, trying to see how Meta (the adjective not the noun) the film is before criticising the fact you can’t find films like this anymore because of Meta (the noun not the adjective).

Quote: "You are getting laughs, but it's not making your teeth look any better"IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1357109/@longplayvideolongplay.video

This week we delve into the lesser known "Visitor Multi-verse", as Andy pulls out a gem of an "Andy film" 😁 We cover the big topics of loss and bereavement in old age, Illegal immigration in the US, time travel, Tom Hanks, and Andy chats to the aliens about the importance of drumming on earth 🥁🌎 Just keep an eye on your "Tarek-Walter Scale" and adjust if it gets too mis-aligned. Welcome to The Visitor (2007)

Quote: "I pretend"

This week we head back to the 80s to watch a young Christian Bale feature in every scene of a movie. Kev is unconvinced from the start but Andy is positive he’s going to love it. We talk about our favourite Speilberg and it’s not what you think and Kev makes his most controversial statement of the pod so far, declaring ‘war isn’t great’.

Quote: "I surrender"

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This week we cover off a Michael Keaton film, with a couple of “Other Guys” 😉 Ok, Fresh start…this week we discuss whether Wahlberg and Ferrel are heavyweight actors, or just chasing waterfalls 🤷‍♂️ How good are the bath mats in Bed, Bath, and Beyond. If you can cram 3 different types of films into one and make it work, and all things Febreeze Brothers as we watched The Other GuysQuote: "I was so drunk last night, i thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food"IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386588/@longplayvideolongplay.video

This week we cover off the scariest kids movie...that isn't a kids movie (it's confusing 🙈). We discuss whether you should prepare kid for life or shield them from it? the wonderful world of origami, Andy's parenting tips, and remember it's never too late to reframe your childhood as a happy one, as we watched Kubo and the Two Strings

Quote: "Dont look away for an instance, not even one"

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Can you have too many Pauls/Pools in a film? 🧓🏊🎱 Should we all wear t-shirts with our name on. Do we all have an issue with a Tom? To montage or not to montage. Just some of the big topics covered in this week’s episode of The Colour of Money, and just remember, everybody goes home in a limousine.

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Join us this week for a travel epsiode, where we have a live introduction on location, we debate whether Belgium is a fairytale country where redemption is possible...or is it just boring 😂 Just us for In Bruge

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Quote: "What's up there...the view...the view of what...the view of down here...I can see that down here"

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This week we cover a documentary of Sean Connery’s holiday in the Bahamas 😁 We find out who the true James Bond is (Tom Cruise, Nik Cage, Craig David, Dave)
We debate whether Jazzercise should be performed before /during a movie, why everyone loved mink in the 60s, underwater flash mobs. And get into the deep analysis of what trauma Bond went through in his childhood. Keep an ear out for Scottish Andy, as we watch Thunderball 🔫

Quote: "that gun looks more fitting for women. You know, a lot about guns, Mr. Bond. No, I know a little about women"

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This week, we watch a director's passion project (Tarsem Singh, not as the DVD suggests David Fincher). We (try to) follow the story of a lover's betrayal told through the eyes of a 5 year via a land of fantasy. We marvel over the visual spectacle, and the artistic nature of the film. But wonder if it is really style over substance. Welcome to The Fall

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This week Kev and Andy invite a guest down to the store to watch 1980s classic comedy Airplane! They discuss if you can ever really have too many jokes happening at the same time and if this is not only the first satire film they saw as kids but the first one period! Surely there's going to be a pun in this description we hear you cry...there is, and (all together now!) Don't call us Shirley!