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On today's episode our Resident Palaeologist join us (Andrew). We cover Scottish accents, 6and7. straight to DVD, non-helicopter parenting/straight in the wild (literally). We cover lots of different movies; Goonies with Dinos. Jaws on Land, Shark in the Army, Eric and the Dinosaurs, Andy delivers a blow to John Williams asking if he could've done better 😂 Andy is all over the place with his scoring, and using Limitless as his baseline has produced some interesting results. Ultimately, he was thinking too much about replace Jeff Goldblum in all his movies, with Eric Cantona (we've all been there 😂). Join us for the most nineties Spielberg-y film at #96 Jurassic Park

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It's been two years since we last did a festive episode, and we've literally watched nothing but Andy's top 100 movies since 2023. So naturally, we're solving this with a chaotic ranking system.

We're in the bar with spiked hot chocolate, ranking Christmas films using our own custom Top Trumps categories. The rules: no film can win two categories, and somehow we have to agree on a winner for each one. (Spoiler: we won't.)

Expect Andy to be disappointed. Expect Kev to forget half the films. Expect a lot of debating about soundtracks, rewatchability, and whether eggnog is actually a drink or a marketing mistake.

One of these films might finally hit 100%. Probably not. But maybe

Can we really trust AI...I mean, if they cant get the death count right in Kingsman, where does that leave us? Well...with a new rule for the podcast 🥳 This week we cover off exploding heads, stuffed animals in toilets, Danish Royalty, bum-gate 🙈 and the "Eggsy Rule". We wonder if directors are in a world of their own, we try to work out if this is a comic book film, or if Mr Darcy really is that good. Join us at #97 for Kingsman.

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You know a movie is good when everyone agrees you need to be under the influence of drugs to really enjoy it! This week at the bar we discuss what life is like on the 5th level of inception, the hierarchy of professional killers and what dressing up as a werewolf says about your credentials. Andy wants to know where the other 30 minutes of the film is and Kev admits he did watch another 30 minutes but it was just the same movie again. In a film title with 2 words, 50% of them don’t actually happen in the film as we watch number 98 on Kev’s list Haunted Halloween.

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091178/

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We’re on to the 2nd movie at the bar and Kev’s already forgotten that it’s his list we’re doing and attacks the film as much as any of Andy’s list! Do we have another ‘Visitor’ on our hands or in the end will he remember why he likes it? Is this a bowling movie, has Andy watched Bowfinger instead because the spelling is similar and why do so many things happen that never get referenced again?? More importantly is Season 2 going to be 700 episodes and we’re never going to get past #99! At #99 (for now) it’s Kingpin!

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At the bar it’s time for Old Fashioned versus Depth Charge 🥃🥛as we debate whether The Usual Suspects is a twisty classic or we just come full circle after 106 mins 😂

If Keyser Söze is actually clever, why does so much of it play like a CBeebies bedtime story 😁 and why is a customs cop running the show?

Andy drops a bomb in minute one; we spar over rewatchability, noir vibes, and the immortal lines (“the greatest trick…”). We roll the Dice of Destiny, launch our “what are they doing now?” segment—featuring a post‑twist Keyser hiding out in B&Q’s garden section—and unveil our ‘Crimson Getaway’ mash‑up pitch. Vote in our Spotify poll for Best Line.

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We welcome everyone to Season 2, and take you through what the new series will be like. We are going to be running through Kev's Top 100 favourite films, the question on everybody's lips is…can he actually remember 100 films 👀 We take you through the new categories, Andy and Kev believe their roles will change (but the reality is Andy loves research too much, and Kev has limited available brain cells to do anything other than watch the film 😁) We unveil our new theme song, and our new location 😱 But is Andy ready for the volume of differing Action genres on the list 😂IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114814/Quote:the greatest trick the devil ever pulled. Was convincing the world he didnt exist@longplayvideolongplay.video

We run through all of Andy's top 100 films and remember the highs and lows of season 1. Kev walks us through his highlights from the list and Andy talks through some films he's seens since starting the pod that might feature in the renewed list in 10 years time (just like Sight and Sound!)

The top 25 has been re-ordered with some films falling, or is it still climbing to different places.

Finally Andy and Kev close down the shop for refurbishments and we hear some voicemails from past guests to welcome in season 2, the redux!

Well we all made it to episode 100, as Andy talks us through the much anticipated? Long awaited? Or maybe just long, YiYi. Natalie joins Andy and Kev at the shop for this one because that's the way the dice falls! Andy is rechristened 'No Spoilers Butt' by his wife and even still can't help but give away some clues on the film. Will everyone still be in the shop once the film is finished? Will more people have wandered in because it takes so long? Episode 100 finishes off Andy's top 100 films and it's quite a ride!

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This week Poppy joins us in the shop, and re-orders the entireplace into a system only she understands. She unveils her secret system for correct bath temperatures, and gives us an uncanny Andy impression that's so accurate it's grim (in both senses of the word).

Andy, meanwhile, continues to pander to the robots, at Kev’sexpense and then he concocts a brand new drink (I wonder if that could be served at the Long Play Video bar🍹). And we settle the debate on the best movie snacks for a Visceral 4D film experience like this. Join us this week for episode 99, with as many twists as Celebrity Traitors, Spirited Away!

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4846340/

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