Bob gets his lunch ruined, while Miles throws his wife and her BFF under the bus.

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I don’t remember the next line. Come on. What did you say? This is baloney cheeks. Baloney cheeks? Baloney cheeks. I never heard of that. I don’t know. Your wife calls you or something? Yeah. Come here, baloney cheeks. Get your fat ass over here, baloney cheeks. Okay, honey. I’ll do it. I’m here for you, Mr. Baloney Cheeks. That’s me. I’m here. I can’t believe it. Baloney Cheeks. I can’t believe it’s not Miles. Who came up with Baloney Cheeks? I don’t know. I probably stole it. You know, honey, after all these years, I want you to use my new… Legal name. Would the defendant, Mr. Bologna Cheeks, please rise. I’ll never get in trouble again. That is indeed your name, Bologna Cheeks. You can’t be mad at me. Come here, Bologna Cheeks. Yeah, Bologna Cheeks is probably a good name for you.
You like bologna, by the way? It’s dying. No. No? I would have took you for a bologna man. Uh-uh. Yeah, you look like a bologna kind of guy. I’ve eaten different kind of meat, but I’ve not really enjoyed the bologna, I suppose. Really? Even as a kid? Nah, we didn’t have that. What did you guys have? uh we had liver sausage oh wow salami yeah i love the salami yummy yeah so bad for you uh i know i like what Hash out of a can. Oh, corned beef hash. Oh, God, that’s disgusting. Yummy. I love corned beef hash out of a can. I liked fried bologna sandwich when I was a kid. No, we didn’t have that. Come on, we were rich. Yeah, I know. I was the poor kid. I ate fried bologna sandwich. No, we always had these hamburger steaks called cube steak. Oh, we had the cube steak. That’s cheap. My God, I think we ate that like three times a week. I swear to God. Cube steak is cheap. Yeah.
I liked it. Yeah, no, I’m not complaining, but it just seemed like we all had an awful lot. Yeah, my wife does not like cube steak. Yeah. Yeah, I haven’t had it in a long time. So, where were you on Friday? April, would that have been April 4th? Around 1130 in the afternoon, Friday, April 4th. Probably at work. Probably. Okay. Are you sure? You sure you’re nowhere near Columbia, Missouri? Nope. It wasn’t me. Well, I’m glad it wasn’t because I had one of the worst experiences in my life. Okay. Some, uh, person like myself, uh, get in your life for yes i would yes i would classify them as title-esque cheap guy with no computer skills. I was thinking, uh, baloney cheeks. Yeah. Yeah. I was yelling that.
Oh, bloated cheeks, you sons of bitches. Instead of con, you’re yelling bloated cheeks. Bloated cheeks. So I had to go to Kansas City last week. Man, you just got back. You were just like out of town like a week ago. Busy time. Busy time. Holy crap. And that went fine. All around was pretty good. Yeah. But. I’m driving home in the rain on Friday and it’s just raining and raining, you know, sometimes hard, sometimes not. So I, uh, I’m like, Oh, I’m going to stop in Columbia and get myself some delicious Culver’s. Oh yeah. I like the call for my lunch. Cause it was like, it was like 1130. I’m like, Oh, I’m almost to Columbia. Yeah. I really have to pee. Then I’m going to get myself some delicious Culver’s food. After I wash my hands. Of course. What am I, an idiot? Well, I’m just saying. So normally, I mean, typically, Culver’s experience is usually a good one. I mean, for the food, but also for the cleanliness of their establishment.
Oh yeah. It really wasn’t their fault per se. Yeah. But so I really got to go and I’m trying, you know, I want to make it to lunch and then take a whiz. Yeah. So I, I, I barrel into the Culver’s and a high tail it to the bathroom. I opened the door and go ahead. And there’s a, So they have the famous one urinal, one toilet combo with a little stall in between. Yeah. And the guy’s at the urinal, and I swear he’s like writing his name or something. Because he is, whatever he’s doing, he’s doing it with gusto. Ah, okay. Yeah. I mean, he’s leaning back and pushing forward. No hands. He was on a surfing safari or whatever you want to call it. He was hands behind his head or something. Fingers were laced. He was like jiggling. I’m too sexy for this urinal. Too sexy. Yeah. Yeah. So he sees me and then he’s like, oh.
I can’t wait for the urinal. Your name isn’t Tammy, is it? Yeah. I can’t wait for the urinal, so I take a beeline into the stall because I got to go, right? This is happening now. Now is the time. And guess what is in the stall? A big, juicy turd. Yes. It’s waiting for you. Yes. And I’m like, ugh. And I’m like, bologna cheeks. God damn it. I’m like, what I want to do before I eat my delicious Culver’s hamburger is look at somebody’s fucking shit in the toilet. and then of course i i gotta go. It’s happening. There’s no stopping it. You know, you, I’ve reached the end of the destination, so it’s all coming out. Well, you’re like 70 years old. I mean, come on. Exactly. When it’s happening, it’s happening. Yeah. I gotta go. I’m not quite 70, but anyway, so then, um, so i’m like, fuck, I’m like, this is the most miles title fucking thing he’s like jacking off in the urinal and he’s shit. He didn’t flush it. And,
I’m like, yeah, I don’t know what he’s doing over there with the urinal. He’s having so much fucking fun in the urinal. It’s like some kind of kiddie pool or something going on over there. So I’m having to piss in somebody else’s shit because I have to go. And I’m trying, like, with my foot, I’m trying to, like, wave to make the thing flush, but I’m not that coordinated. You know what I mean? That’s not working. And so then I’m, you know, so I finish up and I kick the button. I was able then once I couldn’t balance myself very well. Yeah. I kicked the button and it flushes. I thought for sure this thing was going to overflow and everything. And it flushes. And then I was just more angry. Yeah. Because somebody intentionally didn’t flush the toilet. Oh, that’s disgusting. Flushed fine. Thankfully, when I came out,
The flash urinal over there was all done with his dance and had left, thank goodness. Yeah. But now, I mean, my whole appetite’s ruined. How big was the turd? I mean, was it… Well, do you really want me to describe? Yeah, let’s hear the corn and everything. What’s going on? Well, they looked like… Hairy meatballs. Like, this is the most disgusting shit I’ve ever seen. My own shit doesn’t even look this disgusting. Yeah. You know, I was like, oh, if I would have been some kind of pervert like yourself, I would have took a picture and sent it to you. When have I ever done that? Come on. I have a picture of the poop that you sent me. No, I never did. Yes, I do, because you were going to poop the alphabet at one point, and you took a picture of your own shit and sent it to me. That is a million-dollar idea, I’m telling you. I mean, someone’s already done it now. I’m sure they have, but yeah. A lot of L’s and I’s. I think it was a J, and I’m like, that’s all you’re going to be making. I don’t know. Maybe an L. I don’t know how you’re going to get these other letters out of there. An I. An I.
Yeah, you’re really limited in your… Well, I can get old, but, man, you got to work for it. Wait, Bob, I got to stop you guys right there. There’s Alphabet. Hey, Michael, how are you doing? Oh, there’s Alphabet in your turd? No, he was going to poop the Alphabet. Oh, what happened? Where did Miles go? He dropped off. I think I’m out of here. He did. No, I think he dropped off. Yes, he’s going to poop the alphabet. There he is. Sorry, I got excited. Sorry. Yeah, what did you hit the button or something? I hit my baloney cheeks. Yeah, you hit your baloney cheeks. All right. So, yeah, it was just disgusting. But, yeah, Miles was going to poop the alphabet at one point. Make a book out of it. Yeah, make a book out of it, like a picture book. So, as far as I know, he only got to J. Yeah.
Yeah. I was just so disgusted by this whole situation. I mean, then I had to go eat. What did you have to eat? Well, I was stopping for lunch. And then I got a hamburger. I got a delicious Culver’s hamburger. It was delicious, though. That’s the good part. It turned me totally off of it. But for a little while there, I was like, this is not going to happen. Eating. This is so disgusting. If I’d been at Ikea, wouldn’t have eaten. Yeah. Every time i go to ikea to eat stuff, I usually get, like, stomach or food poisoning really i don’t think to be honest with you, I don’t think i’ve ever eaten at Ikea. The hot dogs look like they’re from like they don’t they don’t look frozen they it’s it’s hard to, you know, describe it but
But it’s like if I’m going to stop at a store like that to have a hot dog, I’ll go to like Sam’s Club or something or Costco. You look like an uncircumcised Swede. I don’t know, man. It’s weird looking. It’s like half of a Jeremy Army helmet, you know, uncircumcised. Yeah. But, yeah, so my day was ruined. Let’s just put it that way. And then I had to drive the rest of the way home in the rain. You don’t have a roof? What the hell are you doing? No, no, I was just in the car. I just hate driving in the rain. You know, you drive in the rain, the windshield wipers are going. It’s just like, ugh. I drove a whole day. I drove four hours in the rain. It’s terrible.
He’s got the convertible down, Miles. He’s getting wet. Yeah, he’s a little different. Yeah. No, I just don’t like the windshield wipers going. I don’t know. It’s annoying. I don’t know. It’s annoying. What’s going on with you, Miles? Anything? Yes. You took a big shit in Columbia, Missouri, and didn’t flush it, didn’t you? Yeah. Hmm. Of course, I haven’t been to Columbia in about 20 years, so that’s an old turd. Yeah, Culver’s wasn’t there 20 years ago. So my wife and her best friend have started making widgets and selling widgets at shows and stuff. And this is kind of their sophomore year. This is a penis stretcher. I got a before and after picture for you. Yeah. On the side of the road miles or something? Do what? You sell this stuff on the side of the road? No, come on. Get the fuck out of here. Come on. They go to craft shows and whatnot. They’re at craft shows. The first year, it was okay. It wasn’t great. They’re starting their second year. Yeah.
I thought I’d be a nice guy, help him get set up in the morning. I heard there’s going to be a concession stand near here. There was. And clean bathrooms, too. I heard they got meatballs. He’s the weird guy. We have flea markets in Florida like that, and they’re weird. It looks like you’re going to step into a flea market full of Asians, but No, it’s not always the case. That’s Miles Alley right there. Why would you say that? What is this, Blade Runner? What the fuck, man? Fleet Market full of Asians. Okay. I’m walking around with Michael. He’s, like, leaving origami all around. I’m like, Jesus, man. Maybe he’s a replicant. He could be. I had a good night, Miles. I just got home actually about 15 minutes ago. So it’s a good date night. You put it in the chat. Yeah. So you were helping out miles. What were you doing? No, I just, I was trying to help set up. And, uh, anyway, this dude is walking around like with a clipboard and he’s like, I got my fully charged rascal ladies. I can run back and forth for you. No, this guy completely type a.
Cause I really don’t like type a people. And he’s just like, I can tell this guy has to be some kind of management person or something. He’s like checking out everyone. Like that’s not compute. You know, it’s like, you know, tablecloth must go all the way to the floor. Yeah. You know, I’m yeah. He wasn’t that bad, but you know, I just had the vibe like, okay, this guy’s gotta be in charge. You know, he’s like way too. Yeah. Yeah. The people next to you didn’t show up. So if they don’t show up in five more minutes, you can pick their booth. Oh, you mean like spread out? Yeah, you guys can spread out. Oh, that’s nice. Then you get extra booth space. Yeah. I’m like, oh, okay. Well, this guy obviously is in charge. That’s terrible. That’s a good thing. It reminded me of Bob Lament a little bit. Yeah, I know. He’s very obsessed, compulsive. All right. Okay. So I take off, go do my good thing, and I come back.
And I left somebody a little surprise for later in the day. I drove down to Columbia. And, uh, so I come back and there’s probably like 35 minutes before this thing closes. Right. And I go, how’d it go? The whole time you just took off and abandoned them. Oh, I went to Hannibal for the day. Yeah. What’s Hannibal. It’s where, uh, Mark Twain. Yeah. Mark Twain. Yes, yes. I know who Mark Twain is. Oh, Hannibal. The movie Hannibal? No, come on. Get the fuck out. Holy shit. Was this guy attacked when he got his tire changed last week? What the fuck? It was two weeks ago. I don’t know. I show up, right? And I go, how did it go? And they’re like, it sucked. We didn’t sell any of the peanut stretchers at all. I’m like, oh.
you know, this isn’t cool. You know, like, okay. Uh-huh. And they’re all too bad. Ladies. I’ll take the whole lot. Yeah. I’m like the before and after. Yeah. And, uh, sorry. Don’t use it on your balls, man. Yeah. And so anyway, all right. So, uh, to get the point. So they’re like, well, listen, uh, we’ve about had it, you know, screw it. Why don’t you just start taking out our stuff early for us? Okay. I’m like, I don’t know. I don’t know. I didn’t come to help again. No, it wasn’t. Okay. I’ve done like trade shows before and I know there’s like a lot of rules, you know? Right. You can’t leave early. Right. I mean, I know you go to a lot of stuff, Bob, and you know, there’s some rules I’m sure you have to follow and you can’t. I felt very uncomfortable. It sounds. Yeah.
Yeah. I just, no, I, no, I have. Okay. I have. I, I used to, uh, go to the sandwich fair. Yeah. On the penis stretcher. I will. It’s not my flea market stay away yeah well yeah and so uh i’m like i don’t know you’re like yeah come on come on about this time, clipboard guy shows up just magically like beams down. Like, like oh I go, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, come here. Hey, I go, Hey, listen, I go, these two want me to bring up their stuff early. Okay. Oh no. Oh no. That does not fly here. I’m like, okay. I go, well, the contract. Yeah. All right. No, well, it wasn’t to that extent, but it was kind of like, well, we don’t know. You’ve got to wait till like a quarter till you just can’t leave whenever you want. Yeah.
If the bottle blonde might give me a little rub and tug, sure. Yeah, I’m going to say, yeah, the BFF wants to get in on this. So I’m like, oh, okay, all right. And I feel I’m being shot daggers. I’m getting the nastiest look. You ratted them out. I ratted out right in front of them. Right in front of them. My wife and her best friend, they’re both just like the most evilest looks. Like, mmm it just said you purchased it and left with it. Yeah, no, no. No one was buying these things. And I go, okay, I go, sir, I respect you. I know you’re in charge and i respect your authority. He goes, okay, well, thank you. I said that. No, I said that to the guy. Did you really say that? I did, yeah. The guy’s probably like, this guy’s hitting on me. What? Well, you know, and then
you know, when in Rome, you know, and, uh, I respect your authority. I was going to do that line from full metal jacket. Hell, I like you. You can come over and F my sister anytime. But anyway, uh, so there I’m like, what, what’s wrong? Like, you know, like you’ve betrayed us. I didn’t, I didn’t. They’re like, yeah, yeah, you did. You screwed the pooch on this one. I’m like, no, I didn’t. So I’m like, I’m like, no, I don’t think I was wrong. So like, Hey spider. Okay. So across the way, there’s like some Amish family, right? Oh yeah. Now you’re dragging them into this. Yeah. So there’s like some kid, like 20 some year old kid. He’s got like some little toddler running around. I go, Hey Jethro, come here for a minute. I want to talk to you. And, uh,
I don’t know what his name was, but I go, uh, I go, listen, these two wanted me to take their stuff out early. And this guy said, I couldn’t do it. Now they’re mad at me. I go, what do you think about that? He goes, Oh, I don’t know. Yeah. English. I don’t know. You know, English, English, English. I don’t know. I go, you know, Amish people. Yeah. I’m like, well, you know, what do you think? He’s like, Oh, I don’t know. Maybe, uh, you know, right. He’s being all non-confrontational. Yeah, he did not want to get involved in this at all. Yeah, no kidding. He was very smart. Now I realize I have crossed the line because now it’s got even worse. Oh, well, yeah, of course, when you try to turn the Amish against them. Yeah, when you get the Amish involved in on it, then you know you have crossed the line, you know, because they’re a type of Jesus and stuff. Non-violent Amish. They’re down with the Lord, man, all that. That’s funny.
i’m like, oh man, because now i sit down by these two and now it’s just like the silent treatment yeah i well that’s probably happens like every day to you. I’m getting the side the side eye and the silent treatment all the same time. Like, oh no. Why, God? Why did i do this for i should have stayed in Hannibal. God damn it So did you tell them whenever it was actually time or no? Yeah. They’re like, well, go find a cart. Yeah. Hey, tubby. I’m like, all right, well, find us something to carry this crap out with. Yeah. So I’m like, I see some girl with a cart. I go, Hey, can I have that? She goes, no, thank you. No, thank you. Oh, I go, well, can you help us out in a little bit? Well, maybe in a little bit. Yeah. I’ll come back. No. Why don’t you have your own cart?
Well, we have a small cart. We need a hand truck or something. Yeah, what are you taking to these things? Widgets, you know, the stretchers and stuff. No, but they got a folding table and their boxes. They don’t bring supply a table or anything? No, I think the chairs were theirs. I think the chairs belonged to the place, but they had to bring their own table. That’s crazy. Crazy. They’re a little stretchy guy and all this. Okay. But yeah, I just like, so I helped get load up and they brought their own car and I was in my own car just completely like, well, we’ll see you later. Yeah. Don’t come home. All right. Well, I’m going back to Hannibal. I hope there’s a strip club in Hannibal because I’m going to need it. I don’t know that there is one, honestly. I don’t think there is. Yeah. I don’t think there’s even one around there.
I don’t know. Maybe over in Quincy. Is there? Yeah, because it’s Illinois, my friend. I’ve been to Quincy a couple times. Well, I’m sure there’s lots of stuff over there. It’s Illinois. Yeah, well, yeah. I was going to say, the Illinois side by the river is not a good spot. Right, yeah. There’s all kinds of good stuff there. Yeah, so let that be a lesson, gentlemen, for married men. What’s that? Don’t. What? Question your wife? Do not question your wife ever. She is right 100% of the time. Just go with it. No, but I go, you know, I don’t want to get yelled at. I have enough people that yell at me in my life. Why do I want to get yelled at more? Including those two. Yeah, I know. You know, I just didn’t want some weird clipboard guy like you being like, no, that’s not compute. No, no, no, no. What do you mean I yell at you every week? You could not leave. You could not leave ever.
God damn it. It’s almost like you live for me to yell at you. You’re all weird, though. You’re always like, Miles, put the lotion in the basket. I’m like, Bob, can you please quit saying that? You’re weirding me out with your bullshit, man. Put on this 1920s one-piece bathing suit. Here, tuck yourself. Would you do me? Wear a straw hat, please. Yeah, a straw hat. I’m hanging out with the Amish people after this. You got a corncob pipe there. Oh, there he is. I thought he got disgusted. What’s that? This network is driving me crazy. This network is driving me crazy. So, hey, do you got a story, Michael? Yeah. Yeah, I got one hell of a story, actually. Oh, my gosh. Watch out. Watch out now.
Well, it’s better than my story with the broken down car. Yeah. That was a sad story. I thought I was going to get molested by hillbillies. It was awful. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Hey. No, no. We had a date night tonight. Girlfriend and I went over to… What was his name? What? Where did you go? Went to Maggiano’s Little Italy. Oh, okay. They never say Big Italy, do they? They always say Little Italy. They never say it’s Maggiano’s Giant Italy. Yeah, it’s like a next level Olive Garden, basically. Oh, is it a chain? It is a chain. I think they’re mainly in like… the Carolinas, Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida. I’m not really sure where you guys. We don’t have any. What was your girl wearing? What was your lady wearing? Oh, come on. What’s she wearing? What the fuck is wrong with you? No, I want to know. I’m asking a question. You don’t know if a miles goes to fashion week every year. Yeah, no, I just want to know what she’s, can I just ask what she’s wearing? He’s going to be stalking next time. I’m,
Next time I’m in the Chicago or St. Louis area when I come up in the next couple of months, he’s going to be like, is Michael’s girlfriend with him? I want to know what she’s wearing. Get some pics. Get some snaps. Yeah, I will. I could see Miles right now going into the Ace Ventura when nature calls scenario. He’ll be coming out of the swamps. Wait, there’s no swamps in that area, but you know what I mean. Oh, yeah, there is. Yeah, there is. It’s not a tropical swamp. It’s not a tropical swamp. It’s a western swamp. No, she was wearing a very nice red dress with her hair down. Not so much of makeup because she’s not into all that, you know,
Dark hair? Dark hair? Dark hair? Does she have dark hair? She’s got like dirty blonde hair. Okay. What the hell is he doing? I’m just going to adjust it a little. Go ahead with your story. I’m getting a fucking arouse off my fucking arm. What the hell is wrong with this guy? You’re just encouraging his poor behavior. You like Blair or Joe, you think? Blair or Joe? No, I don’t know who’s worse, you or Joe. Because Joe texted me, literally. No. Literally, as I got back. Joe was like, how’d the night go? Did you order a dessert or were you being cheap again? Did you get the terrible zoo? Did you get the center cut? No. No. No, we got a red velvet cheesecake. Wow. Yeah. Spent $40 on that dessert.
Did you lady in the trumpet? No, we didn’t suck up the noodles. You’re terrible. You didn’t have any meatballs, did you? Yeah. No, Bob, I went to a fucking Italian restaurant without meatballs. I’m just asking. No, we had Nancy. You wanted the meatballs. We had pizza. Come on. I had a really nice ziti with the sauce. It was mixed with a mixture of marinara and olive oil and some other type of sauce. It was really good, though. What did your girl have? She had… She’s very basic. She doesn’t get anything fancy. She had just lasagna. That’s basic. Lasagna. Lasagna. Lasagna, yeah. And then the red velvet cheesecake. That sounds like a nice dinner. Nice. Yeah, the dinner came out to… $165. Holy moly. Next time, honey, we’re going to Fazoli’s. Yikes. That’s going to cost you, Nancy. Yeah, I told her. I said, what time is it? She said, what do you mean? She’s like, it’s 10.05. I was like, oh, shit. Static start in 25 minutes. What’s static? No, she said the same thing. She’s like, what is that?
What is that? What is that? Is that about that fat guy who doesn’t help his wife and turns her in every turn? That guy that enjoys turds in the toilet? Yeah, exactly. Looking at other people’s crap. The turd fisher? But no, I don’t know who’s worse. You or Joe. Joe texted me a mile a minute. He still is. Yeah. I sent him an invite to the show and he’s like, no, I’m going to bed. I’m texting. Sorry. No. I’ll text it. That’s all. So red dress. Yeah. So you guys had a good time, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. We had a good time. We had a good time. The, the, the, the waiter was, was a little bit stuck up, but other than that, we had a really good time. Did he have a clipboard? I didn’t have a clipboard, but he kept on coming up to us constantly. Like, like literally after, like,
Every two, three minutes, he would check in. Are you guys doing okay? Is there anything I can do for you? Need some more ice in your water? Do you need a real man? Oh, my goodness. Here, let me give you this phone number if you have any issues. Yeah, this guy can’t take care of the business. He can call me. Yeah, this guy gets stuck on the side of the road. I heard about it. Yeah, he’s half a man. He can’t change a tire. Call for a real man. That sounds nice. Are you and Nancy hanging out? Yeah, really nice. I got lost at first. I forgot where the hell it was. I had to look up the GPS. And then I accidentally text because she wasn’t home yet. She was coming from the store and I was surprising her. So I text her and I thought I was texting her and I accidentally text Joe.
And I’m talking to Joe like I’m talking to her. I didn’t realize. Man, I just want you to play with my balls. You know, the icons for their thing is so similar. Hey, Black. Joe’s in a bikini as well. I hope not. That would be a scary sight. Couldn’t tell the difference. Yeah. Did you see a bald-headed man running around? Yeah, a bald-headed guy in a red-white and gold bikini. Yeah. No, I was texting. I thought I was texting Julie. That’s her name, by the way. Just say Julie. No, not Judy. Julie. L. Julie. Julie, Julie, Julie. Hello, Julie. I’m texting her. I thought I was texting her and Joe’s like, kind of like playing along. Like I’m going back and forth and he’s texting back. And I’m like, so baby, you know, what do you want, you know, for tonight? And he’s like, and this is Joe. I’m thinking it’s, you know, it’s actually Julie, but son of a bitch was, you know, fucking playing along with it. And I’m like, I’m like, wait a minute. I’m looking, I’m scrolling up. I’m like, is this fucking Joe? And he’s like,
Who else would it be? I was like, you son of a bitch should have said something. There’s only two people on your phone that have red, white, and blue bikinis on. Asshole. You should have said something instead of waiting towards the middle of the damn conversation. That’s funny. That’s a good one on Joe there. He’s pulled it off. I’m going to get him back tomorrow. Because I have a show with him tomorrow with this woman coming on from Pirate Radio. And I’m going to get him sometime. Somewhere around the recording, I’m going to get him. Yeah. You can put up his photo that’s on your phone. In his red, white, and blue bikini. That’s probably what got him banned from Twitter. That’s right. I’m sure it is.
God, they don’t want to have old bald men in bikinis on Twitter, for Christ’s sake. Yeah. He was competing against the Swedish bikini team. Yeah. Where’s the Bruce Jenner? Oh, my God. Caitlyn Jenner. Could you imagine Joe and Bruce Jenner competing against each other? Oh, my God. Well, considering Bruce Jenner is an Olympian. I don’t think so, but even in the bikini contest, I think Bruce would win or Caitlin. I’m talking about when he was actually a man before he, you know, I wouldn’t say he came out of the closet. What do they call people like that? They don’t come out of the closet. What do they do? They come out of the bathroom or something. No, he transitioned, right? No, there’s a name for it. You know how when people come out of the closet, they become gay in life.
Well, he didn’t come out of the closet, man. He went the opposite way. I don’t know what they call that. Maybe it’s called going to the department store. I don’t know. I guess. I guess. I always called it coming out of the bathroom. Coming out of the bathroom. There you go. That’s what Bob was doing.