Maria, Marris, and Mikey talk Valentine's Day and ADHD. They're also very stupid while they do that. 

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Maria, Marris, and Michael go from Chicago winter, to beaches, to country music with a lot of bullshitting in between. 

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The filthy heathens discuss John Cougar Mellencamp, authentic friendship, and cake farts. Obviously. 

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The Trio of Buffoons discuss a potential luxury hotel on the moon. 

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Maria, Marris, and Michael are discussing the Brittany Furlan and Ronnie Radke catfishing situation since it won't fucking die. 

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The gang covers their Christmas plans and traditions. 

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The gang is hosting the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade again this year. Good idea to pregame that broadcast. 

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The gang gets into their radio origin stories. James, if you're listening, I know this episode makes it sound like you're the best boss ever, but let's cool it with the ego. You're fine. 

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Maria's socked feet, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises, porn, and sticks.

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For the first time in Loopers history, the gang stays on topic. Yay sports. 

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