This week we talk about cocaine jockeys, extramarital affairs and the perfect drug for competing in high level sports.
Adam dishes the dirt on Boris, Tarik reaches a raunchy milestone and Stevan comes out against Jay Z.

This week we discuss Liverpool, police mistakes and the parking situation in the Suez Canal.

Stevan sort of finds his aliens, Tarik discovers his love of black tar heroin and Adam shares an ingenious solution. 

This week we discuss sex robots, Boris's new briefing room and NFT's

Stevan likes dogging, Adam loves hoovers and Tarik still hates his French teacher.

This week we discuss Harry and Meghan's Oprah interview, Boris Johnson lying to parliament and whether blind people should be allowed to buy guns.

Adam updates us on the latest report into Track and Trace, Stevan tells us about another lying politician and Tarik explains how to make Piers Morgan tell the truth.

This week we discuss universal basic income, drugs and unwanted erections. Adam talks about The Rock again, Tarik updates us on his online dating career and Stevan is obsessed with TikTok.

This week we discuss graveyard orgies, alien invasions and why Piers Morgan is still a cunt.

This week Mr War on Woke Tarik  explains the latest updates. Stevan takes us through the US coming and goings, while Adam explains the how women feel and the internet at large. 

This week we talk about Gregg's air fresheners, burning down the House of Lords and how to snort cocaine off a Tortoise. Tarik rebrands himself, Adam speaks for all women and Stevan explains what he used to think a Guava was.

This week we discuss the vaccine rollout, Vladimir Putin's gold toilet brush and a lizard with an abnormally large penis. Adam reflects on why Britain has never fully embraced the metric system and Stevan explains how to become an enlightened being.

This week we discuss Boris's apology to the nation, we look forward to the Festival Of Brexit, Stevan outlines his blueprint for the revolution, Adam tells us why Phil from Facebook is mad about masks and Tarik breaks down what has been going on with Gamestop.