This week we talk about hush money, crypto and Dick News makes it's welcome return.

Stevan is gullible and Adam is a murderer.

PRODUCTION NOTE: SORRY ABOUT THE BARKING DOG. THE END IS ABRUPT BECAUSE STEVAN LAUGHED SO HARD HE KICKED A WIRE.

We save you from our opinions on US gun law while trying to talk Boris and tax law.

Adam and Stevan avoid getting cancelled this week.

This week we talk porn, the number of sex crimes we are seeing in the news and the Snickers veins.

Adam tries to number Boris' crimes while Stevan has many a mental collapse.

Boris limps through the week, Angela Rayner can't stop flashing her bits and Matt Hancock is desprate for money.

Adam likes lizards and Stevan is sick in his mouth.

This week we talk about Boris being the party starter, Priti pressing the emergency immigrant button and the Tory nonce problem.

Adam hates Surrey and Stevan is clearly drunk.

This week we talk about Dishy Rishi’s fishy taxes, a new dawn in particle physics and some fish who can do maths.

Adam refuses to eat mushrooms and Stevan refuses to believe.

This week we insult your intelligence with a £50 fine and a hetero conversion camp. 
Adam has a crush on Mark Ruffalo and Stevan is suspicious of David Attenborough.

This week we talk about Boris Johnson’s latest round of gaffes, Rishi Sunak’s grasp on reality and a Dildo for your balls.

Adam reinvents the horse and Stevan reveals his dastardly plan.

We avoid the big news and loose grip on reality.

Stevan over shares and Adam counts  the numbers of poops

This week we talk about Sir Gavin Williamson, masturbating at work and whether Putin has been killing people on British soil.

Adam is really into Chester Zoo and Stevan hates pre-workout.