The world cup of music, Group A. Four straight white men discuss the relative merits of Little Richard, Queen, Madonna and Radiohead to see who goes through to the next round. How can you compare such diverse talents ... and Queen? Lord Ben has the system and all shall tremble before its unshakeable power.

The Lords travel the globe to discuss meccas of music, the sacred musical places we'd like to visit. It’s a whirlwind tour complete with sweat, pigeon poo, the mathematical relationship between Elvis and The Beatles, a fervent desire for a DeLorean and a hot chip butty with a side of bile.

"I'm far from OK." Ben takes a deep breath as The Lords take on the classic Beatles double white album track by track. Temperatures rise and spleens are vented as the 30 songs are voted in or out of a single White LP. The guitars are not the only things left weeping. 

The Lords introduce themselves and the premise of the show: four unqualified commentators set themselves up to be arbiters of all that is good, bad and indifferent in music. Ben reveals his enduring love for a group of Liverpudlian has-beens, Brett announces he's up for mutual abuse, Kev discovers lyrics can have as much meaning as a pumping bass-line and Al declares his shameless affection for seals.