Hoa hoa hoaaaa hoa hoooooo. Welcome to FORKS, the iconic setting, where upon reflection, Bella was kind of that weird girl who was begging for an ancient man to give her the time of day. Help us struggle to avoid movie references as we explore the first book of the Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer. Will we be able to explain the plot -- no probably not, will we have fun along the way, absolutely!

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Millie is a pick-me disaster who has a golden opportunity with a new housemaid job - the only downside is her boss Nina seems to be an absolute nut-case! She finds Andrew her boss' husband super sexy - maybe it's the way he stares creepily at her exposed thighs? What could possibly go wrong with pursuing this potential spark?

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Isla Crown is just another 19-year-old virginal heroine of a roman-tasy novel - so naive and boring, thrust into a centuries' old beef-fest amongst leaders of 6 realms. She has to choose between two blokes; Oreo and Grim... because reasons. You can really tell we are starting to lose our minds with this one!!

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Welcome to the 2024 Plotties, the episode where we round up all the books we read last year and give out our picks for the prestigious ‘Plotties’ awards. We have exciting categories such as 'most disgusting sex scene' and 'most pick-me character' that we can't wait to share with you!

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Lilly Blossom Bloom is an aspiring florist who moved to a city for a boy (Atlas) but totally forgot he existed. Ryle is a successful neurosurgeon who likes to beat up on patio deck chairs. When they cross paths - sparks ignite... or maybe that's just leftover kinetic energy from all the things Ryle punches around him? Either way... their insane and abusive relationship starts in this book - which was very inaccurately marketed as a cutesy rom-com.

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It's already time for our special Christmas episode! Cole Black is an incel-y emo boy-man who has a grudge against Storee - a city girl just looking for a break after her relo ended -- unfortunately it came in the form of her great-Aunt Cindy breaking her hip! Now Storee and her twin sister have to travel back to their home-town that is Christmas OBSESSED! It is now her mission to redeem herself to the town who rejected her and the boy-man who judges her every move, will she be able to pull it off? We don't really care, but it was sure fun to talk about!

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Meet Feyre, the 19-year-old who's basically the poster child for 'helpless heroine' — beautiful, clueless, and shockingly illiterate. She's suddenly whisked away to a magical world full of sexy, brooding man-beasts who are ALL so into her. But, plot twist! She also has to save the universe while her totally ungrateful family just chills at home. Will she pull it off or will she just continue being a pick me? Tune in as we dive into this cult classic and try to focus on the important things like what's causing her IBS to act up so much..."

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KILL-IAN (get it?) is a psychopathic med student with a fetish for revisiting his old high school to scope out new groupies for their b-ball team... Glyndon is an impressionable young woman who has had to endure the weirdest trauma experiences. Obviously, this is possible a match made in heaven!

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Rika is a young 16-19 woman with a mission, get her childhood crush to remember she exists and do everything she can to hold his attention - NOTHING else matters! So if it would impress his grown adult ass to sign up to be a gang groupie - so be it! Where does she sign up?

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Sara B is out to avenge her murdered father - betrothed to a prince in a world straight out of a fairy-tale. This is NOT some 'lion king' story though people - although there's a suspicious amount of similar names and themes! Prince Tristan - the dark, brooding and ever-smoking bad boy enters the story and turns Sara's plans upside down - or maybe sideways --- IYKYK.

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