After the 1-2 Cubs series Adam and Ryan look for some good, but let's be real it's ugly out there. Ryan gives a Ted talk on why Soto is overrated, shares some tinfoil hat trade theories and Adam tries really hard to be positive. Spoiler alert there isn't much good.

The Braves series was tough but it was great to see the Pads take 3-4 in AZ. Is this the start of a breakout or does the outcome not reflect the performance? Ryan compliments Blake Snell, Adam tries to defend his trivia streak, and David commits trade talk treason. Come hangout and talk Padres with us.

Padres are making it easy to lose faith. This week with so many players struggling Ryan questions the a padres ability to develop talent, Adam tries to defend his trivia win streak, and David wonders when all the free bases are going to stop. Tough last week. On the plus side Tatis is mashing and we can't wait to see him on Thursday.

This week Ryan talks the starting rotation, Adam gets a W, and we find a stat that drives David crazy. Let's talk padres baseball.

The first series of the 23 season was a mixed bag. Opening day was bad, game two was a beating, and games 3 and 4 we're better. Ryan proposes a radical new pitching strategy, Adam wins trivia, and David goes deep on Soto's home run trot stats. Let's get weird and talks pads. If you want to suggest a discussion topic or talk a little shit email us at [email protected] with the subject line "Bleacher Creatures".

Adam and Ryan had to vent some game 2 frustration. It's not all bad, but it's mostly not good.

Opening day sucked, Ryan is disappointed in Bob Melvin, Adam makes excuses, David hates on the pitch clock. The expectations are high and the Pads fell flat to open the 2023 season and we vent a little frustration.

On this weeks episode Ryan is lost for words, David has a shocking CY Young candidate, and Adam cheats at trivia.  Come hangout with us and as always if you want to send us a topic to discuss, feedback, or shit talk email us at [email protected] subject line "Bleacher Creature Comments"  

We're back for another season of Padres baseball.  For those stumbling across this for the first time, we're three life long childhood friends and Padre fans that enjoy talking Padres baseball almost as much as talking shit to each other.  This week Adam talks kettlebells, Ryan talks feelings, and David throws shade at Xandiego.     

LFG Padres!  This week, we talk the Loss Angeles series, look forward to the NLCS vs the Phillies, do a little trivia, and practice our goose calls.  Adam has a vision, David calls out Dodger fans for buying Pads gear, and Ryan has to apologize for being wrong...again.  Go PADS!