This week I talk about what it must feel like to lose a Super Bowl too early in the day, address the Hollywood dating rumor mill, and take aim at a few cultural oddities, from bell-bottom sweatpants to bachelors degrees that don't seem to make sense anymore.

Correction: after recording it was confirmed the Mia Khalifa/ Mr. Bean story is false. Tune in next week for Things I Was Confidently Wrong About.