This week on Pat on the Back:

I explain why the Myles Garrett Situation has me more convinced than ever that Joe Burrow will inevitably be traded, and why I'm willing to put a McDonalds punishment on the line if I'm wrong.

Plus:

A 330 AM Bathroom emergency, My trip to see Masters of the Universe movie, and why Raisin Bran is the worst cereal ever created.

This week on Idiot History, we take a look at Richard the Lionheart—a king who inherited England, immediately left, got involved in a holy war, got himself kidnapped, and somehow became one of the most beloved rulers in English history.

We'll cover crusades, battles, political drama, ransom payments, and the remarkable story of a man who spent so little time in England that it's fair to wonder if he ever remembered where he lived.

History has never made more sense.

This week on Pat on the Back:

-The cereal innovation America desperately needs

-My brothers wildly aggressive pork loin habits

-An interesting turn to a 100-man golf scramble

-I may not be good at golf

This week on Pat on the Back:

The overcooked ramblings of a tired man. We talk Buffalo sports failure and how every franchise is the same franchise and how it got hotter than Tara Ried out of nowhere.

Also: Dating stories, Kansas City Women, and probably some other stuff...we don't know, we were to tired.

This week on Pat on the Back, I start with a completely normal debate about who has the better career between Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio before accidentally creating one of the worst cinematic universes ever conceived.

Also, homeless car-plements, young stud gym Italians, and how much time needs to go by before a movie theater butter shuffle is acceptable.

Idiot History is officially here.

This week: Achilles - a guy who was basically unbeatable, decided to stop fighting out of spite, and then completely lost his mind when things went south.

We get into the Trojan War, questionable decisions, and one of the most dramatic spirals in history (or mythology...same thing)

This week, we talk about airport assholes, how good it feels to throw someone out of a ball game, and the right way to handle pretzel bites at the mall.

The King of Providence has arrived.

This weeks episode brings Providence the leadership it finally deserves. I also break down some relationship/sex-life stories that were generously (unexpectedly) donated to the show. Along with live reactions, riffs and whatever else came to mind during the game.

This week on Pat on the Back: I mildly lose it over the Yankees, explain why about 80% of the drinks consume are room temperature, recap the betting challenge set for myself, and make the case that Snake Plisskin might not be as bad ass as everyone says.

Just another night watching games and talking through whatever comes to mind.

Episode 45 is a new experiment for Pat on the Back; just me, a game, and whatever thoughts come up in real time.

Reactions, bets, chaos and random stories all collide as try a looser, more "hangout" style of recording. No structure, no pressure, just talking through the game like youre on the couch me.

Pitching for balls and figuring it out as we go.