In the light of a new year we're taking flight with a golden eagle, roasting a fuck pig and singing karaoke with Shayne Ward.

In the aftermath of Christmas Kitty's in book heaven, Bear's raging against whalers and whilst rifling amongst the boxing day bargains we prepare for the Chinese Tampon Skank to take over 2015.

In a slightly shorter episode we delve into the world of sexy sheep, sadness, Danish bordellos and shit xmas music.

This week Kitty and Bear tackle all the big issues as a new celebrity bestie comes in to view, Bob's at it again and Kim's got her arse out.

It's that time of year where freaks and geeks collide in a gruesome mess of body parts and inappropriate discussion, that's right, lock your doors, board up those windows and whatever you do...don't look behind you!!

This week we're growing out our mullets, dancing with Judy Murray and jumping into a shitty human edition of true or false for our darkest episode to date.

This week we lay out Bears future wedding plans, we soak up the wisdom of Billy Ray Cyrus and revel in the dirty protests of a furious dwarf!

This week Kitty compels the power of Yeezus and Bear milks a three eyed cow for all it's celebrity potential.

This week in a scattershot explosion of randomness Subo gets her badger out, gingers get a discount and we ruin a baked alaska.

This week Bear is demanding Hardcore Justice, Kitty dismays and a horse puts a bucket on her head in the hopes of saving her marriage.