Loud Brown Gays

Seb and Nick dive face first into another pile of filthy DMs, and this week the girls are unhinged.

We’ve got a blond “straight” freshman whose roommates want VIP access to his bubble butt, a baby sub who wants a dom strong enough to ruin his life but safely, and a Berlin Boiler survivor who may or may not have seen Seb drifting through the steam like a horny gay cryptid.

It’s sweaty, it’s chaotic, it’s deeply unserious, and honestly?

Exactly the energy the bussy demanded.

Strap in, babes. Or strap on. Up to you.

Babes… this week Nick and Seb are plugging in their headphones and their attitudes because we’re diving head-first into the albums that actually did something for our spirit this year.

Tate McRae had us kicking our feet like teenagers, Jade is out here singing like rent is due, Demi Lovato said “rock star” and we said “step on our necks,” Ciara proved she still moves like gravity doesn’t apply to her, and Teyana Taylor once again reminded us she’s everyone’s mother.

And before anyone asks: no, we are not discussing that other Taylor. That album? Be serious. It was a chop, a skip, and a delete.

Turn the volume up and the standards higher, the Loud Brown Gays are in session.

The boys are back and louder than ever! Seb and Nick spill all about their trip to DILF, the men, the madness, and the mess.

Nick’s hinting at a freshly single era 👀 while Seb’s still recovering from all the Daddy damage. They chat New York’s finest MAYOR and, dissect questionable life choices, and, as always, talk absolute nonsense.

It’s chaos, it’s camp, it’s The Loud Brown Gays.

It’s Messy Boots this week on The Loud Brown Gays and Nick & Seb are not holding back.

From the tragedy of dating straight men and the collective epidemic of daddy issues, to Lily Allen’s post-divorce chaos, Demi Lovato’s ever-changing era, and the fever dream that is MAFS UK, the lads unpack it all with zero filter and full-volume opinions.

Oh, and we have questions, darling:
Where was the energy for Black History Month UK? Why are straight men still in our business? And who told Lily Allen she could rebrand heartbreak into a pop era again?

Grab your tequila, plug in your headphones, and prepare for laughs, shade, and several unprovoked attacks on the British dating scene...

It’s BACK of the BUSSY, baby! Your weekly ride full of nonsense, filth, and enough gay chaos to get banned from the megachurch down the street.

Seb and Nick are strapped in, wigs secured, lube in the cupholders, let’s END September like sluts and START October like demons, okurrrr?!
Chile, it’s Libra season, retrograde is in the microwave, and the girls are horny and unstable....

It’s September babes, so naturally the Aldi middle aisle is already serving sad mince pies and frozen pigs in blankets.

Nick and Seb are questioning why Christmas food is out before Halloween, while also stanning Jade Thirlwall’s new album, side-eyeing Charlie Kirk, and dragging the realities of gun crime and racism.

Don’t worry, the vibes get cleansed by a coven of Etsy witches selling spells with free shipping. Loud, brown, gay, and messy as ever!

This week on The Loud Brown Gays Nick and Seb are dodging tube strikes like it’s an Olympic sport. Seb is somehow turning “DEI matters” into his new TED Talk (but make it spicy), and we’re asking the real question: why are reporters out here being so damn stupid?

Also, Ayo, we love you girl. Always.

And yes, the VMAs happened: Nick thinks Tate ate (and is ready to die on that hill), while Seb… well, Seb is being Seb (read: chaotic, loud, and probably wrong).

It’s messy, it’s unfiltered, it’s two brown gays with too much to say!

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This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Seb and Nick are lifting more than dumbbells they’re lifting the lid on racism in the gym, racism across the UK, and asking the age old question: where the hell is our LGBT+ and POC representation on TV?!

Spoiler: we’re not impressed. Expect plenty of sass, side-eye, and a few laughs as we drag the industry (and some gym bros) for filth.

This week, Seb and Nick spill the tea on Manchester Pride, the dutty food prices at Notting Hill Carnival, and raise a glass to a beloved London DJ gone too soon.

Seb’s Barcelona trip gets the unfiltered recap (yes, boys were involved), and tells the story of a Crumbl cookie manager who literally came out at work because even baked goods are part of the gay agenda.

And we’re not holding back on Lil Nas X either: the way the media has treated him lately is giving tired, pressed, and predictable. The Loud Brown Gays have thoughts (and they’re loud).

This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Seb and Nick are asking the real questions: where are the men?! (Spoiler: they’re not extinct, they’re just emotionally unavailable, beige, and wearing the same damn outfit as everyone else.)

We get into the myth of the man drought is it that there’s no men, or just no men worth texting back?

Plus, we’re shouting out the new gonorrhoea vaccine rolling out in the UK. If you’re out here being a bussy bandit or just love yourself enough to keep it squeaky clean, go get that jab bestie!