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Imagine being one of the best living comedians of your generation that even young women in 2017 knew who you were and laughed at your comedy. And then you get a little too big for your britches and start blocking doors with your small penis at the exact time when people were using twitter as a tell-all confessional for traumatizing experiences. Bye-bye bitch. No more money for you, you fat red-headed mexican. Except wait, you're actually so goddamn good at standup that it only takes maybe two years before you're selling out Madison Square Garden again. Wow what a comeback. Maybe comedy still has a chance at not sucking absolute fucking ass... oh what's that? He accepted blood money to perform for slave owning princes in the shittiest example of a vaguely post-Wahhabist monarchist society with one of the most dogshit track records in modern history? Oh... well, was Bill Burr there?
By Gal TalkImagine being one of the best living comedians of your generation that even young women in 2017 knew who you were and laughed at your comedy. And then you get a little too big for your britches and start blocking doors with your small penis at the exact time when people were using twitter as a tell-all confessional for traumatizing experiences. Bye-bye bitch. No more money for you, you fat red-headed mexican. Except wait, you're actually so goddamn good at standup that it only takes maybe two years before you're selling out Madison Square Garden again. Wow what a comeback. Maybe comedy still has a chance at not sucking absolute fucking ass... oh what's that? He accepted blood money to perform for slave owning princes in the shittiest example of a vaguely post-Wahhabist monarchist society with one of the most dogshit track records in modern history? Oh... well, was Bill Burr there?