Love After Lockup Cray Cray

It's over. Because apparently the season finale just happened. No more Lacie. No more SHJohn.

We're done! We're DONE! 

SECURITY! SECURITY!

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Lacie sucks.

 

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We finally learn that Puppy is the puppet-master; Daniel asks his mother to buy his engagement ring… I mean… ‘promise ring’; Angela appears unable to block A**hole Tony’s number from her phone. Interested in bonus and extended content? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

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Daniel doesn’t know what FEEE-MALES do; Shane buys a ring somehow for $500 and then proposes to Lacey, but not nearly as well as Sh/John proposed (per Lacey); Glorietta’s mom is BAT SH*T CRAZY. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

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Lacie's dad is MVP of the episode with his very articulate questioning of Shane; Cheryl goes completely bananas at Josh's family reunion, and Kenny might be somewhat good-looking (Wait, is he? Send help); Amber continues to suck more and more every week. When does this season end?

 

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Glorietta’s mother is a real concern; Josh punks Cheryl and viewers alike by making her wade through a literal shit pond; Angela and Tommy almost have car sex while talking about Tony getting arrested again. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

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How did Josh suddenly become the most reasonable person on this show? Cheryl descends into complete delusion while talking about her future longhorn farm; Alexander and Glorietta bang in a bathtub; Federal marshals apparently text these days because Angela received confirmation that Tony is back in jail. For 30% off your first month’s subscription with Lola, visit mylola.com and enter code LOVECRAYCRAY30 when you subscribe! Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

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Wow - what an episode!  Shane explains his malicious wounding charge... or DOES he?; Vince and Amber lie awkwardly on a mattress together while they discuss Vince’s adoption of Puppy; Lizzy and Daniel celebrate their laundry room sex with a half-naked ITM and a cigarette; Glorietta and Justin Bieber are introduced. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

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Shane does hotel push-ups to combat his blue-balls; Vince and Amber go mattress shopping; Cheryl wears the same dress for all of Season 2.5; Is ANYONE surprised that Lamondre didn't get out of prison this week? Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

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Cheryl gives all viewers a new phobia of hotel blankets; Daniel and Lizzie have a very awkward re-meeting; Lacey dry-humps Shane in an adjoining-room; Can we all agree that Angela is NEVER seeing Tony again? Like… ever. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle

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