It’s Masturbation May! We discuss:

• How to flick the bean
• How to get a date in real life
• Tinder bios
• Do you shave your toes?

Show notes:

https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/glamour-masturbation-survey

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Come-You-Are-Surprising-Transform-ebook/dp/B08C1J4HQ4/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=come+as+you+are&qid=1620978434&sprefix=come+as+&sr=8-2

We’ve had a very wholesome week where we cover issues that all women and men face in relationships, if you are feeling down or need advice please do send us an email on [email protected] we love to hear from you:

• Are you in a sexless relationship?
• Weight gain and dating
• What is worse than ghosting? 
• What the hell is a tequila slut?

Sexless marriage or relationship: What causes it and how to fix it?https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/sexless-marriage

Trigger warning, this is an X rated episode, please put the kids to bed before you tune into:

• Sex positions men love but women do not
• Hacking the Hinge algorithm
• An erotic story from a male listener

For any dating fails you have or if you need love advice, email us on [email protected] leave us a review and Subscribe to our podcast, it really means the world to us!

Love from Laura & Fi

On this week’s episode, we go completely off script and talk about:

• When is right to start dating again after a breakup?
• Can all women squirt?
• A new date on the horizon for Fi
• What is your love language and attachment style?

For any dating fails you have or if you need love advice, email us on [email protected] leave us a review and Subscribe to our podcast, it really means the world to us!

Love from Laura & Fi

On this week’s episode we discuss:

• Updates on Mr. Handcuffs
• Can women have casual relationships?
• How to stop a queef aka a fanny fart
• When is it an ok time to talk about bowl movements with a partner

For any dating fails you have or if you need love advice, email us on [email protected] leave us a review and Subscribe to our podcast, it really means the world to us!

Love from Laura & Fi

On this week’s episode we talk through the very important topics of:

• Bum hole maintenance 
• Fi’s complete wobble about Mr. Handcuffs
• A letter from a reader that broke our hearts, we want to hug you so much!
• How to get over an ex and the feeling you get once you get there
• And a Tinder Bio that we actually liked

For any dating fails you have or if you need love advice, email us on [email protected] leave us a review and Subscribe to our podcast, it really means the world to us!

Love from Laura & Fi

In this week’s episode we discuss:

What to do if he asks for a nude

Do guys really like being kicked in the nuts?

The female orgasm in all its glory

The time Gerard Butler rejected Laura

If you want dating advice or have any dating disasters please email us at [email protected]! Have a wonderful and orgasm filled week, love from Laura & Fi x

In this week’s Love Bites we discuss:

-Terrible sex education at school

-Fi’s second date with Mr. Handcuffs

-Why men need to stop comparing their shlongs to porn stars

-A listener’s bedroom dilemma

This episode is very PG16 so it might be an idea to put the kids to bed before you start listening!

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Hit subscribe and leave us a review!

Love from, Laura & Fi x