Who would do something like this? Who would write that, who would leave this note on my window sill?  Who hates the way you live?  Why do they hate the way you live?  Why?

"I'm coming in Langress! I'm breaking down the door!"

"Oh Holy Moly! Where's my gun?!!!"

"Here I come!!!!"

"My home is my castle! My home is my castle!'

"I don't even know who you are anymore!!!"

"Baby, look into my eyes! I'm dirty effin' Harry!"

Where are the cops?!!!! Why are they not here doing their policing stuff?!!! Why are they not here taking fingerprints and whatever?!!! Oh god! We're on our own! There's nobody coming to help us...

Starring: Hannah Nguyen, Justino Tesoro, Brian Anthony Wilson, Paul Page, and Zachary McNally.

With an entirely original score by Matt Parker.

Written by k.c. keene and Eric Dente

Love in a Haze of Shock & Awe is a darkly comedic thriller. A woman’s attempt to compel her relationship with her boyfriend forward begins with baking him brownies, but goes incredibly awry when she is confronted by a masked stalker on the fire escape at her apartment window.  Defenseless, terrorized, thrust into life’s corner, she struggles to find safety as she takes on the battle in a scary New York story.  A reaffirming, quirky little mash-up -- as if Girls collided with Only Murders in the Building and got smash-potatoed into I Love Lucy.  Everyone gets a little bloody.  Everyone gets covered in something gooey, and maybe, just maybe she’ll triumph over a dude in pantyhose…on his head…control tops…wtf!.

"Can brownie batter save my relationship?"

"Well, it depends on how you use it."

Langress is home making brownies for her boyfriend when a masked stalker peeps in from the fire escape. Defenseless, terrorized, she does the only thing she can and confronts them with the bowl of batter. The eggs go everywhere. The batter goes everywhere. And the battle is on.