feeling like your love life’s been tossed into a cosmic blender? blame it on mercury or venus retrograde, but don’t despair—there’s magic to be found in the mess. in this episode of not every witch, i, michael blackthorn, am unpacking the cosmic chaos of a couple of fast-moving planets and how they impact your relationships. from communication breakdowns to exes sliding into your dms, we’re tackling the drama and learning how to navigate it with grace—and a bit of witchy wisdom. tune in and let’s make retrogrades work for your love life, not against it.