Chinggay and Patty fixate on their current Hallmark kinks: Patagonia sad dads and crumbs from a kind friend-to-lover. This week’s movies fall under No Man’s Land season, where random themes reign supreme — female empowerment care of fighter pilot moms and car mechanic daughters. Two favourite actresses, Erin Cahill and Rachel Boston, return for less than stellar movies; and two favourite Hallmark hunks Niall Matter and Tyler Hynes battle it out (and fail). At the end of the day, it’s the dude who scratches the dependability itch that trumps all.

John Mayer dependability kink

A Taste of Love (Erin Cahill, Martin Kove)

The More Love Grows (Rachel Boston, Warren Christie)

Come Fly with Me (Heather Hemmes, Niall Matter)

Shifting Gears (Katherine Barrell, Tyler Hynes)

Guiding Emily (Sarah Drew, Antonio Cupo)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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