Lots of drama as we lose the first couple in the experiment. Ines and Sam are still plotting to hook up, while Bronson enjoys the positive direction Ines and his relationship is going. Jules and Cam still in love, blah, blah, blah.

Okay, we screwed up on our first try at recapping episodes 11 & 12. Lesson learned: don't record the podcast while hungover. Anyway, this is our re-do, which, is possibly better than the first?

We have arrived at the first committment ceremony where Ines is awful and Bronson drops the c-word. Then the couples move in together, and Ines contacts Sam on social media trying to hook up.

The honeymoons for Martha and Michael, Ines and Bronson and Lauren and Matthew are coming to a close. Martha and Michael are getting closer, Lauren punches Matthew's v-card after a night in the hospital brings them closer together, and Ines still hates Bronson. The second half brings us to the first dinner party with a surprise appearance by Sam.

We meet the succubus bride, Ines, and her poor, unsuspecting ex-stripper husband, Bronson. As a palate cleanser, we see the "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" of Martha and Michael.

Make-up artist Lauren, and virgin Matthew are married. Despite awkward, spontaneous wedding singing, they seem to be off to a good start. On the otherhand, trainwreck Lizzie and Sam make it one night before he's flying out of the country.

We are on to the honeymoons for the first six couples. Two out of six may NOT end in a fiery crash. Pretty good odds for MAFSA.

We meet Heidi & Mike, who have instant chemistry, and Ning & Mark, who have whatever the opposite of chemistry is - indifference, revulsion?

Our hopes for real couples are dashed, but our hopes for great reality TV are realized when we meet the next to couples, model Jessica & farmer Nick and celibate talent agent Mel & fake new age guru Dino.

We meet our first couples, Jules & Cameron and Nick & Cyrell, and wonder if there might actually be some real couples this season.