On this week's LuAnna: The Mexican Batman duct taping bike thieves to lampposts and giving Lu vigilante ideation, the Take That live show that Anna loved, Lu nearly gets arrested at Marrakech airport after refusing to move from the Ryanair desk over a 2-kilo empty suitcase and Celebs Go Dating wins an award.

Plus, Did Lu ever smuggled smoke cannons out the country? A touching podcast recco featuring Emilie Kiser; a foster carer sparks an impassioned conversation about parental accountability for kids in care; sucking Pepperami condoms, and a Cotswold cottage plastered in Châteauneuf-du-Pape sick at a wedding.

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On this week's Totally Extra: Our Feeld agent returns with an ode to her backside read at a wedding, we’re whispering things into our partners’ phones for some targeted ad revenge, we’ve got the PlayStation ick, a bellend midwife at birth, a call for sugar free antibiotics to be outlawed for kids and the toilet brush vs poo stick debate.

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On this week's LuAnna: Anna befriended an 84-year-old Nobel-adjacent professor on Ryanair, Lu's refusing to go to her daughter's school performance because she's got other shit to do, and we launch "I Said What I Said" where Anna hates oat milk, Imo hates the film Elf and we're saying it with our chests.

Plus, booking ghost plane seats, Aldi's £6.99 knockoff Aperol, a turd that grounded a 737, Anna's wetsuit diarrhoea confession, co-parenting advice for a gay listener, the "kids in which bathroom" debate after a dad got the police called on him, a man injecting semen into his arm for 18 months, and a woman who dips egg sandwiches into tea. Ew.

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On this week's Totally Extra: Anna fed Alex fly eggs in a salad and said nothing, Imo debuts Try Something Fun Time with a blind ice cream tasting (sorry about the ASMR), someone sh*t in a kettle AND a toaster on a building site, a witch curse hypothetical, a man who met someone unexpected in a cruising forest at midnight, and Eileen from NYC has a beautiful yet raunchy tribute for her late sister.

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On this week's LuAnna: It's boiling, Lu threw Dixchella for Dixie's 16th with 110 teens and a rodeo bull and is planning to smuggle smoke cannons to Morocco for a horseback photoshoot, and Anna's finally moving into her finished reno within days! After YEARS of hearing about it, we all can't wait.

Plus, a pegging confession, we get a bit hot under the collar listening to a Feeld story, a marriage torn apart over LGBTQ+ values, Brooklyn Beckham's hypocritical DoorDash ad, Argentina banning deadbeat dads from the World Cup, Keir Starmer resigning without Lu noticing, a train rant involving bare feet and crisp drinking, and June's weirdo of the month is crowned.

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On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's '96 girl band photo gets compared to The Grinch (they’re not wrong), a listener stole foxglove seeds from Buck Pal, listener Sophie's podcast played the vibrator sharing episode to the car wash men, a smear test pube-pulling PSA, 13 women crop-dusting a Ryanair flight, a 19-year-old fart fetishist, and Lu plays the audio of Andrew begging her to stop farting and see a doctor. Pray for Andrew.

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On this week's LuAnna: we're back to business with a late night record for Anna and Lu, Lu fresh off a plane from Spain, and Anna fresh from being exposed on the loo in from of 12 self checkouts in the supermarket (thanks Elle). Dixie's about to turn 16 and we're reminiscing the good old days of smokes behind school and Anna's memorable first day at senior school.

Plus, the UK social media ban for under 16s and what it that means for parents, a BDSM wishlist becomes public knowledge, a genius LuFannian who became her husband's paid Dominatrix to save their marriage, Lee Andrews is BACK and DO NOT TURN UP EARLY TO LU'S HOUSE. You've been warned.

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On this week's Totally Extra: We're giving Zissbags a little bit more time to recover from the ailment of the yeaaaaaar, but never fear, we'd never leave our Lufannians high and dry. Here's some more of our favourite totally extra, totally and completely Luanna moments. And we will be back with you on Monday!

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On this week's Luanna: It's finally happened. After 8 years of Luanna (including two of the podcast that shall not be named), the tramadol era, the broken back and more, Luanna is off sick. But don't fear, Anna has hand selected some of the best, most outrageous and laugh out loud moments to keep the rants, bants and explicit content at your door! We'll see you next week xx

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On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's full taken up the hunting Tesco name badges for long-service staff hobby, Lu's confessing to some poetry theft, whatever 'Nippy Nippy' is, a misheard lyric that's basically incest, the teacher gift debate, and confessions involving hacking a classmate's computer and a 43-year-old bogey eater. Enjoy your lunch.

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