Are... are you actually ready for this?  (We were not.)

Get ready for some Jackie Collins all up in your face-parts!  Lucky Santangelo is a boss businesslady who Has Sex.  A whole lot happens in this book - everybody gets married six times, at least one hotel is opened, dirty deeds are done on yachts....  I honestly do not know how I could possibly describe the plot.  I can tell you that if you are sensitive to literally any content whatsoever you should not read this book because it has it all.  Child brides!  Rape!  Child rape!  Gratuitous dead babies!  Everybody has sex with everybody else's dad!  Racism!  Fat shaming! The idle rich!  One of these people has so much cocaine she has to have a special cocaine panic room in her house to keep her cocaine in!  So if any of that sounds like something you definitely do not want to hear about, by all means do not listen to this.  If all of that sounds like something you absolutely need to hear about.... by all means, join us.