Bad dog! We're here to say what a man with two penises would say when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the left or to the right: Lucky Number Slevin. A movie about Jewish organized crime, made up names, and crazy wallpaper. We discuss The Bald Actor Hall of Fame, Stanley Tucci's Searching for Italy (still hasn't found it), and the dynamic Hartnett-Liu-Tucci trifecta. This movie has a terrible title, a big heart, and Ben Kingsley really doing something.

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