Somebody made an M-E-double-S MESS of everything — and it’s not franklet nor V. It’s MF Brandy. And we mean everything — from Nina Bonina Brown to Donald’s Trump.

Don’t even get us started on bootystealers vs. bootysnatchers, gorl. From Grimace’s secret life as a butt plug to whether Pete Davidson or MGK is still the reigning fuccboi, nothing is safe in this Travis Kelce-dressed-like-a-daydream of an episode.

Come for the chaos, stay for the sploot sploot.