First, a disease befell us, and then She cast her spell (chant with us), ABRACADABRA AMOR-OO-NA-NA… Vanity Project put their paws up one more time for Lady Gaga’s seventh studio album, Mayhem. This time we are joined by a very special guest, longtime Little Monster and boyfriend of the pod Caleb Bunselmeyer.

Together, we come home to Mother Monster and cast our collective memory to the music that soundtracked our most shameful moments. We speculate on the effect of third fiancé Michael Polansky, of the side effects of anti-psychotic Olanzapine, and of listening to Gaga music alone. Truthfully, the lie of it all is much more honest…