Like the litch who used to be Keith Richards, we're just up there doing our best in this one. We get to learn so many cool things about Josh, including that he wrote an incredible jingle about a revolting sandwich. Meanwhile, Tapan accidentally broadcasts that soulful Motown sound, and Mike gets a sneak preview of DJ Breakfast Food's latest mixtape.

Pairings: a snifter full of Hennessy; Velveeta products; a nice, big bullwhip