Were Back baybeee - getting into the swing of things this year. There was a draft, teams are set and people have OPINIONS. Were out for blood in this weeks podcast. - will your favorite team make it through the episode without getting stabbed and left on the floor bleeding out? Are you being called out directly? will Dan -- I mean --  Tortilla Man, make some sort of absence joke? - Only one way to find out.

Featuring special extended guest analysis from Mark Amabeli 

Oh my god we've done it again. Made a podcast. As if you were gonna get away without listening to our lame asses every week.

Quality is key, but quantity is pretty much all we had here. Ten people talking for two hours for their own entertainment. If that doesn't say award winning sports podcast then frankly I don't know what would. We're coming for your asses Barstool. Joe Rogan has officially been put on notice. 

Stay tight out there.

Medium Bowl III is days away with the Super Swingers and Perfectly Average Ultimate Players facing off at NC soccer stadium in Hudson, Ohio on Thursday, March 3.

Although Medium Bowl 2022 will take place at the Swinger's home stadium, its the Ultimate Players who will have the unofficial home team advantage. Here is everything you need to know just before kick-off:

1) how to apply a tourniquet

2) signs of frostbite

3) how to treat a burn wound

4) all twelve major scales and their relative minors

5) the muffin man

6) how to tell someone you once loved that you just don't feel a spark anymore

7) the difference between a cat and a comma

8) the amount of Tylenol it takes to overdose

Thanks for listening!

Our first week of playoffs is in the books, two teams have are down and four remain. Of those four, only one will survive. The remaining three have been granted the honor of ritual sacrifice for the glory of the sun god Ra. Gotta keep those harvests bountiful somehow.

 We talk about that a bit, discuss upcoming games, figure out what rules the toilet bowl will be playing under, and trick Higgy into doing an impression of a Civil War general for the next week. 

Thanks for listening!

We are joined by both the incomparable Mark Amabeli and the ever supple Daniel Benjamin Baumgartner. The average podcast lasts for 7 episodes before its creators give up. We've made it to 14. We've lasted twice as long on half as many brain cells. You wish we'd stop but that's not in our DNA. We'll be here at the end of the world, talking over each other and racking up beer bets that never get cashed in. A thousand years of Macedonia Ultimate is just the beginning. Once the collective conscious of Macedonia Ultimate successfully merges we will not be stopped and we will rule the known universe forever as a single entity known as The God Emperor. 

This week's Discussion centers on last week's games, how to text Doordash drivers, playoff week 1 matchups, overall playoff predictions, future plans for summer and all things Chick Fil A. Thanks for listening!

Last week might have been the best week of games yet! Every team played to the best of their abilities and I am extremely excited to watch back the videos of those magnificent performance. Almost as excited as I am to listen to our self-appointed experts talk about them for two hours. 

Which is exactly what happened, I'm sure. I wasn't at the games cause it was a little snowy but I'm sure that the other 41 people who were able to make it embraced the spirit of competition like never before. Oh boy I can't wait to hear all about the games we played last week, time to start the podcast!

We've heard your complaints and listened to your gripes. In order to deliver the best possible consumer experience the normal members of the podcast have been REMOVED and replaced. See if you can tell the difference!

This week, the guests, hosts, and peanut gallery are all played by Angel, Erin, Allison and the Connolly Duo (tm). Enjoy!

After a brief hiatus, Scott returns to the studio to find that no one even noticed his absence. 

This week, the group tackles several tough questions. Will Luke Laguardia learn how to pick up the disc after a pull?  Will Dan's team keep the same name for longer than two weeks in a row? Will Josh's Swensons order be correct!? Listen and find out.

Or don't and maintain your sanity.

Marshall Mather's catholic second cousin makes a surprise appearance on this week's episode. While the snow was falling, the group's spirits were high as they discussed the previous week's action and hype themselves up for the weeks to come. 

Topics discussed include frisbee

Over 90 minutes of this one is actually about the stuff that the podcast is about! Featuring returning guests Luke and Josh, we delve into week 5's action, week 6's predictions, and learning how to guard strike cuts.

Topics discussed (more or less in order) include week 5's games, week 6's predictions, two BOLD continuations of our progressively escalating bets and more of Dan's shower thoughts. Good luck, god speed and good bye.