T joins the podcast to worship Cole Palmer, play some armchair premier league GM, and make some way too early in the season predictions. Some standard Everton bashing also occurs.

Hollie joins the podcast to talk about his team's injuries, hate on Everton with me, and project some future destinations for his players. He also regales us with stories of hot sauces past.

George joins the podcast to talk about volatility in team performances, the strong start for Nottingham Forest, and the evils of keepers playing out in possession. He also makes a lot of Borat references.

Audi comes on the pod to lament the start of the season, break down his trade with Von Horn, and indulge DJ's intrusive thoughts. We also review the visual designs of each of the 20 Premier League crests.

A wild Alec has been discovered in parts unknown (Florida) and agrees to join the podcast. We play armchair United manager, review some hot takes from reddit, and poke fun at Everton. Alec also attempts to justify his team name.

Ian joins the pod to (maybe?) throw hands against the haters, talk about Man U, and drop some lore about the league's history. We also decry the behavior of middle aged men in men's leagues.

Ian joins the podcast to (maybe?) hit back at the haters about his draft and the trade with Conor. We also reminisce about the origins of the league, former Uchicago assistant coaches, and men's league soccer.

Conor joins the pod to chat about Liverpool, talk a bit about his trade with Ian, and provide some quick/hot takes about the league. We also shit on Man U for a bit.

Raghav joins the podcast to fill the void of the first international break by throwing shade at Chris Kavanaugh, discussing the FIFA museum in Switzerland, and going deep about the dark arts in football. Also it was just his birthday so throw him a birthday wish in WhatsApp.

Reigning Champion Jake joins the podcast to discuss Liverpool, the madness of Chelsea's transfer strategy, and the team names of the league members. We also bring up the first trade of the season.