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00:00 Intro

00:27 Opening theme

01:21 Beginning of monologue

01:48 Busy news week

02:44 Support the show

03:26 Epstein/news cycle conspiracy theory

03:48 Trump's Caracas snatch-and-grab 

04:23 Insta-experts

04:50 American generally fails at regime change

05:38 Facts on the ground

06:00 Venezuelan expats are hyped

06:33 Interesting Snapchat observation

08:01 Narco-state propaganda

08:24 War powers a get out of jail free card

09:18 Is Maduro just some dude with a mustache?

10:31 Nuke privilege

11:07 I thought this was America!?

12:01 No war for oil/Trump subterfuge

13:04 Magically appearing oil

13:49 Junk petrol

14:08 Oil Twitter/stocks reaction 

14:42 Is it good for the Canadians?

15:00 Alberta secession

15:24 Oil extraction a money sink

16:00 U.S. oil companies looking for payback?

16:25 Oil is tanking

16:52 What's going on/online speculation

17:16 The Monroe Doctrine on HGH

18:23 Trump says a lot of things

19:00 The Art of the Deal 

19:53 Hemispheric developments/Lights out for Cuba?

21:30 Cuba libertad?

21:45 Did the Castros and the American embargo break Cuba's spirit?

22:34 Trump's global bellicosity

23:42 Online beef leads to consequences

24:11 Team America 

25:38 International norms take a big L

25:55 Blowback

26:19 What would Ron Paul do in this situation?

27:51 The PRC's impending Taiwan invasion

28:13 Rocky new year

28:29 Tim Walz stepping down

29:09 New Bath House

29:14 Follow Danny's page on Spotify

29:26 Support LVM on Patreon

29:29 Road dates

30:25 Peter calls in to discuss Columbian innovation, Venezuelan heavy crude, nationalization of oil and the unique status of Chevron

36:08 Firsthand account of what actual Latin Americans think of their leaders/Peak oil

45:09 Goob calls in to reveal Maduro's early life and discuss the history of Somalia

1:08:02 Superchats

1:09:57 Pablo calls in

1:10:16 We don't want to fight, but by Jingo if we do

1:16:40 More oil talk

1:19:21 Pablo's quixotic gubernatorial bid

1:21:44 NotMatt calls in to discuss Maduro's sweet fit and broader implications of invading third world countries

1:32:50 Muslim immigrants switching it up

1:35:05 Chris from Dallas calls in to praise Danny and express his view of 2nd term Trump/MAGA movement

1:41:56 Chris's political evolution

1:43:39 Some libertarian-bashing

1:45:32 Chris returning to school/health update 

1:47:00 Friendly fire in Caracas

1:47:26 Dylan calls in to vent/wish himself a happy birthday

2:06:24 Luis calls in to recommend ScooperofCoop and discuss the John Cullen situation

2:12:35 The Goob returns 

2:32:36 Tony concludes the show by suggesting a name change, celebrate Canadian excellence, discuss the collapsing real estate market in Toronto and Vancouver, and encourage Pablo's political aspirations.

2:41:36 Great superchat pun by Dylan

2:41:46 Show wrap-up/call in 

2:42:35 Outro theme/Chad