In summary:
- Sophie Monk got married for real and we are wrapt
- Peter Andre is filming a good movie and wtf??!
- Dom's picture and Kate Moss' are similar and we love both
- It's 6 weeks later and injectables have been had
- Olivia says (again) she won't engage in any drama
- Brent brings up that Tamara contacted Mitch before the final vows
- Holly speaks up
- Cody and Selina have "done the work"
- Dion does a heavily edited manifesto (again)
- Olivia accuses Dom of "fashioning a weapon" and OK Boomer

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In summary:
- Theme is "Gurl, what are you doing?!"
- Amazingly, Cody looks amazing when surfing in the Northern Beaches
- Teresa speaks her mind in front of a 70's inspired striped plastic covered lounge swing
- Jack has sensible nylon luggage and a IT worker backpack
- Mitch says he will never be good enough for Ella and we agree
- Selena and Cody do the final vows and wow we weren't expecting this
- Ella and Mitch do the final vows and WTF??
- Dom and Jack do the final vows and we like the rain and autumnal toned floral art.

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In summary:
- Cody is now allowed into Adelaide and wears a Flanno to meet Selena's mother
- Both Olivia and Tamara have the exact same metallic pink suitcases
- Brett speaks to mum Lana about this sitch at the glamorous Bondi Beach
- Tamara talks to Kirsty who cannot wait to get out of here
- Olivia and Jackson have their ceremony and there's a new shoe accessory that means you can still wear stilettos at the polo
- Brent and Tamara have their ceremony and it's exactly what we said about sleeveless linen clothing at Pacific Fair

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- D'Arcy Spiller is amazing but that damn menulog ad is spectacular
- The breast has made a comeback...move over the booty
- There has been a lot of similar/ identical fashion this season and whattup?
- Selena apologies to Dom and gives some valuable merch
- Brent puts moisturiser on his arms and K is more in love than ever
- Ella feels like Mitch is her man but will she change her mind
- Dom and Jack have already talked about certain things so there Olivia
- Olivia and everyone else on the planet considers herself married to Jackson and ugh.

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In summary:
- Dom and Jack are in the open plan park again
- Selina and Cody are already drinking
- Mitch and Ella go fishing
- Tamara and Brent had a *catastrophic* final date
- We see Jackson's nipples again
- Olivia and Jackson have their last date with very expensive flowers
- The girl's night kicks off with Selin like a dog with a bone
- Dion arrives at the boy's night and reiterates he was here for love
- Carolina and Daniel turn up and that's that
- Mitch says "you're not wigging out are ya brah?"

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- Olivia and Jackson find it hard to get up and then we don't see them again
- Cody can see the finish line to this so still pretends he's not going to dump Selena
- Mitch and Ella look amazing on the jet ski but the Beach Gazebo doesn't go so well
- Dom and Jack go to Little Italy and we see real love
- Bent finishes Tamara off on a yacht but the salad tastes shady

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In summary:
- What kind of green is this fashion? Ducati green and/or lime cactus green?
- Selina is still insecure and Cody still isn't stepping up with the reassurance
- Mitch and Ella don't ever leave the bed
- Tamara and Brent still pretend this is working
- Dom and Jack act all mature about this letter writing thing
- Jackson is fine with the 24 hour separation thing and hits the gym in orange sneakers
- Olivia not OK so much and derails in front of our eyes and that's not fun
- We do love Becky Lucas and appreciate the ads on the iphone
- Pantone is not the Aldi version of Panettone but it's pretty close

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In summary:
- Selena seems to thinks Cody's emotional intelligence has increased
- Domenica has the very bad idea of knocking on Olivia's door to talk about the situation
- Is Ella wearing the exact green pants that Olivia was wearing last week??
- Al decides to be a mature adult for the first time in his life
- The experts give the group a bollocking but not really
- Olivia talks about her personality issues
- Tamara and Brent disagree on pillow placement
- Everyone on the planet loves Alessandra and with good reason
- Is this Only Fans scandal actually *product placement*??? Are we being catfished again? !

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In summary:
- Samantha paints Al's nails and they prepare a choreographed dance which doesn't get performed
- Brent says the experts know what they're doing and might change his mind about that later
- Mitch isn't into Ella but won't bring this up until filming finishes
- Cody brings up the situation to the table in the worst possible way
- Jack is aware of the situation and deals with it in a grown up emotionally aware adult way
- Dom looks amazing in every scene which is surprising considering the eye make up
- Even though we knew what was about to go down there was an amazing amount of tension and anger adrenaline (for us)

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In Summary:

- Brent and Tamara get drunk together in the bedsit and that fixes everything
- Al organises something "special" but is it really?
- Ella is from Brighton which is disappointing and Mitch isn't into these future convos
- Dom and Jack go to El Rancho Calarco and then there's a snake and crocs
- Jackson's friends are very cool but Olivia is still banging on about her hatred of the gym
- Cody plays a bizarre "prank" on Selena but nobody can work out why

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