WE ARE FREEEEEEEE! We've made it to the end of season 13 ::clap it up:: It was a LOOOONG road, but we are here. The final episode. After the heartbreak we witness for our man, Gil, I can't take anymore. This recap is short and sweet. Your girl (ME) needs a break. Here's my final thoughts for season 13. I'm going to head on out and go find Gil, Brett, and Bao on Instagram.... Y'all be easy!

Say it with me: “You don’t have to lie to kick it.” I guess the couples don’t understand that. This reunion gave us a bundle full of liars: Myrla being the HLC (head liar in charge); Brett was a little dishonest too; Jose and Rachel BEEN lying to themselves; and good ol’ lying ass Zachary. Tune in with me and my girl, Corinne, for some MAFS, Martinis, and MESS!

Shoutout to us (all the MAFS viewers) for making it through another season! Decision Day was some what predictable, but there were a few twists and turns. What stood out over everything was our manipulative kings, Johnny and Zach. They had to end it with a bang 🙄. Join me and my girl, Martine, for the decision day madness!

Now, MAFS could’ve kept this little filler episode. We need to get to decision day NOW! But since we are here… let’s chat about Gil and his insecurities around Myrla’s BIG BANK, Zach being just as toxic as Michaela, Boss babe Brett and her “I’m over this” energy, Jose’s fear of international travel, and….Johnny.🙄 Join me and my girl, Corinne!

“Alexa, play B.O.B (Bombs Over Baghdad) by Outkast” because this episode was full of bombs: Rachel calling her ex, Ryan’s ol’ country ass on a dating site, and scheming ass Johnny discussing his marriage w/ one of Bao’s “friends”. Join me and my beautiful mother as we discuss all the mess!

WHEW! Talk about chaotic. Zach’s manipulation sent Michaela into a tailspin, Ryan still doesn’t recognize Brett’s bad b*tchness, Jose and Rachel are STILL delusional, and Bao is finally starting to stand in her greatness and Johnny is just…Johnny. Join me and my girl, Martine, to catch all the tea!

The way Myrla showed up to her counseling session took me OUTTT! Lol Myrla is CLEARLY sprung on our boy, Gil. Meanwhile, Johnny is still the worst, Brett needs to leave Ryan and his non trying ass, Michaela and Zach need to go their separate ways, and Rachel is delusional. I’m breaking all of this down with my girls, Lanna and Ashley!

How did these men get casted for this show!? The majority of them are so disappointing. JOHNNY is the toxic king of them all. However, Jose, Zach, and Ryan are right there with him. Let’s break this all the way down. Join me and my girl, Lanna, for all the tea!

Dr. Gil is stepping in and giving all the couples the counseling they need. Gil is the K I N G of the show and what would it be with out him!? Join me and my girl, Corrine, for another episode of MAFS, Martinis, and Mess!

We are back in this thang this week! WHAT AN EPISODE!!! Jose wants to catch these hands, Zach got me agreeing with Michaela, and Myrla finally kissed Gil. So many things went down. Join me and my girl, Jessica aka “JG”, as we break.it.DOWN!