Aaron and Bryce discuss a number of significant and/or bizarre recent events, including:

Colombian President Gustavo Petro’s resistance to Yankee imperialism

The spectacular release of Hamas’ female IDF hostages

Trump’s Executive Order on the JFK/MLK/RFK assassinations

Trump’s conquest of Greenland

Europe’s rolling implosion

Elon Musk’s strange nazi tic!

Special thanks to:

Dana Chavarria, production

Casey Moore, graphics

Michelle Boley, animated intro

Mock Orange, music