Mage Hand High Five

Heralding the Irrevocable Apocalypse is a real team effort. While Void Mother Boslara the Sweet is the face of the Great Chantry, there are thousands of people behind the scenes making sure the end of the world runs smoothly. Thank God It’s Doomsday follows a crew of lowly Chantry support staff determined to herald in the apocalypse — and claw their way out of middle management — once and for all. Featuring special guests Shenuque Tissera and Robin Ekberg.

CW: Suggestive humor

Special thanks to Kobold Press for sponsoring Thank God It's Doomsday as part of the 2025 Kobold Creates Program. To enter to win a hardcover copy of Kobold Press' Labyrinth Adventures and the Labyrinth Worldbook, follow us on Instagram or Bluesky and DM us the code word mentioned at the beginning of this episode.

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Find our guest players online at:

Robin: @captainkrail

Shenuque: @shenuque

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GM: Max Weinberg

Indika: Shenuque Tissera

Bartholomew: Robin Ekberg

Sonya: Casey Papas

Merrick: Rowan McStay

Theme music by Jacob Kerzner. Additional Music from Epidemic Sound.

 Edited by Max Weinberg and Rowan McStay

Sound design by Rowan McStay

Logo by Shane Smith

Additional sound attribution: 2-pop by kwahmah_02 -- https://freesound.org/s/316854/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

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The Twin River Trio find themselves in the middle of a very important deal, coming dangerously close to some old foes in the process. Hayden tries out a new card trick. Salome makes herself disappear. Wyatt runs away.

CW: guns, stabbing, military occupation, religious violence

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DM: Casey Papas

Salome: Rowan McStay

Hayden: Robin Langenhop

Wyatt: Max Weinberg

Music by Jacob Kerzner

Edited by Casey Papas and Rowan McStay

Sound design by Rowan McStay

Cover art and logos by Shane Smith

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Our heroes make a mad dash to escape Fax's collapsing dream library, but they soon find the outside world to be just as dangerous. Salome absconds with the brains of the operation. Hayden makes the catch of the year. Wyatt feels alive again.

CW: guns, knives, gore sounds, violence, vomit

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DM: Casey Papas

Salome: Rowan McStay

Hayden: Robin Langenhop

Wyatt: Max Weinberg

Music by Jacob Kerzner

Edited by Casey Papas and Rowan McStay

Sound design by Rowan McStay

Cover art and logos by Shane Smith

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The Twin River Trio meets at the Riverbank to plead for the life of one of their own. Salome stands between a mother and child. Hayden seeks a favor from a friend of a friend. Wyatt goes down to the River to pray.

CW: guns, gore sounds, potential jump-scares (sudden loud noises), mention of child death

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DM: Casey Papas

Salome: Rowan McStay

Hayden: Robin Langenhop

Wyatt: Max Weinberg

Music by Jacob Kerzner

Edited by Rowan McStay and Robin Langenhop

Sound design by Rowan McStay

Cover art and logos by Shane Smith

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The Twin River Trio continue the theatrics in their fight against Fax. Hayden encounters some bad actors. Salome tests two tenuous friendships. Wyatt meets his hero.

CW: suggestive humor, gunshots and mention of guns, snakes, bats, death

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DM: Casey Papas

Salome: Rowan McStay

Hayden: Robin Langenhop

Wyatt: Max Weinberg

Music by Jacob Kerzner

Edited by Rowan McStay and Robin Langenhop

Sound design by Rowan McStay

Cover art and logos by Shane Smith

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The Twin River Trio take centerstage in their hunt for Fax. Salome waits in the wings. Wyatt sings the bridge. Hayden takes a bow.

CW: heights/falling, gunshots, violence

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DM: Casey Papas

Salome: Rowan McStay

Hayden: Robin Langenhop

Wyatt: Max Weinberg

Music by Jacob Kerzner

Edited by Rowan McStay and Robin Langenhop

Sound design by Rowan McStay

Cover art and logos by Shane Smith

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The trio ventures into Fax's labyrinthine library, where the line between dream and reality begins to blur. Salome finds a new set of brains. Hayden tries their hand as a mimic. Wyatt has a disturbing revelation about the Flame.

CW: suggestive humor, alcohol use

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DM: Casey Papas

Salome: Rowan McStay

Hayden: Robin Langenhop

Wyatt: Max Weinberg

Music by Jacob Kerzner

Edited by Rowan McStay and Casey Papas

Sound design by Rowan McStay

Cover art and logos by Shane Smith

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Our heroes dive deeper into the Echo conspiracy, encountering some old friends along the way. Wyatt adopts a father. Hayden joins the PTA. Salome annoys the local librarian.

CW: references to war and military occupation, imprisonment, small explosion, heights/falling, vomit

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DM: Casey Papas

Salome: Rowan McStay

Hayden: Robin Langenhop

Wyatt: Max Weinberg

Music by Jacob Kerzner

Edited by Rowan McStay and Max Weinberg

Sound design by Rowan McStay

Cover art and logos by Shane Smith

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The Twin River Trio meet the secret ruler of Echo and uncover a threatening conspiracy. Salome forges an uneasy alliance. Wyatt's faith is questioned. Hayden disarms an opponent.

CW: references to war and military occupation, amputation, burning flesh, gunshots, vomit

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DM: Casey Papas

Salome: Rowan McStay

Hayden: Robin Langenhop

Wyatt: Max Weinberg

Music by Jacob Kerzner

Edited by Rowan McStay and Casey Papas

Sound design by Rowan McStay

Cover art and logos by Shane Smith

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Our heroes lay their cards on the table in a high-stakes poker game where secrets and favors spend better than gold. Salome embraces her married name. Wyatt gets his first convert. Hayden finds a card up their sleeve.

CW: Classism, gunshot sounds, brief blood and body horror, references to war and military occupation.

Find the poker mechanics used in this game here (posted by @abrahammurciano on r/unearthedarcana)

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DM: Casey Papas

Salome: Rowan McStay

Hayden: Robin Langenhop

Wyatt: Max Weinberg

Music by Jacob Kerzner

Additional Music from Epidemic Sound

Edited by Rowan McStay and Casey Papas

Sound design by Rowan McStay

Cover art and logos by Shane Smith

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