Are Magic Wands actually advanced Hitatchi-brand alien technology that performed feats so advanced that ancient man thought it was magic? Was Merlin the Wizard a half-human/half-alien being with advanced technology and superhuman abilities due to his extraterrestrial origins? What of other sorcerers, magi, illusionists, and royal advisors - were they simply the chosen few given fantastical alien devices that changed the fate of their world simply by their connection with “the gods?” Is the power once referred to as magic actually latent supernatural abilities that E.T.’s keep hidden in our DNA and can only be unleashed by extreme meditation and physical conditioning? Why did an old Chinese wizard ride a mule backward across the sky? Were it’s Shrek jokes so humorless that he couldn’t bare to face the magical braying of his hyperspace powered steed? Steve and Joey sure don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists MUST have all the evidence-based answers a little Prober or Probette could ask for...right? Let’s PROOOOOOOOOOOBE into the magic of the gods and see if you believe what’s in a young girl’s heart…