We just couldn't stay away from Tsouks, Childress, and Von Daniken n'crew forever! We're checking back in with Ancient Aliens after a couple years off and many changes in our personal lives. How has the show evolved in our time away? How much deeper are the bacon canyons in the brows and cheeks of our funky-haired talking heads? Has anyone gone through a prolapse experience and lived to tell the tale?

We're back after another hiatus, because Joey became a dad 3.5 weeks before he thought he would! But we're here to finish off the season 4 finale and step away from ol' Travis and the team for a few months until Season 5 is available on streaming services. The Skinwalker crew sits down with Brandon in his skyscraper lair to go over the data they've collected all season. Thankfully there's a few tidbits of new info, but this episode juuuuuust barely avoids being a clip show, so small kudos for that at least.

Travis Taylor and th'boys throw everything they've used this season at The Blob in The Triangle all at once! Rockets (of course), Laser Cannons, Laser Blazing Bear chanting, and 250 drones!

We're back! And Travis and the ranch crew have more...RAWKETS to shooooooooooot!!!! This time - they're shootin' 'em fuckin' SAHD-WAAAAAAZE!!! Also, there is a top 5 all time coolest pieces of evidence contender at the end of this episode - enjoy!

**Ok, I know we've been terrible at posting lately. Our schedules have been completely packed lately, school, baby stuff, new job, etc. We WILL get back to a consistent schedule and still love doing the show! Please be patient with us until we are back into our groove(s)**

ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION: Zak and the crew go on a ghost date with Lavinia, a serial killer, and explore a jail that's had over 14k deaths in it! Plus, we meet Hoon, and I fucking hate Hoon. At least we get the first appearance of Destination Fear and Project Fear's Dakota Laden as a brace-faced boy!

This episode is chock-full of experimental goodness and actually feels like the culmination of most of the experiments surrounding "the blob" that came before it! Plus: rockets, flamethrowers, and tesla guns...need we say more?

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!

It’s all about acoustic portal-opening soundscapes this episode - a welcome change of pace from just shooting rockets into the sky (though there’s still a little of that too!) - especially since they use an indigenous band called Blazing Bear to play ancient traditional tribal music to try and trigger up some UAPs…and maybe a little more than they bargained for. Some parts of this episode feel like an episode of Ghost Adventures, and boy-howdy are we HERE FOR IT!!!

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Joey was dealing with a medical emergency with one of his dogs all weekend (she's on the mend, thankfully) so sorry for the lack of Hungry For Skinwalker Ranch! Please enjoy this peek into our Patreon from last New Year's Eve!

**ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION**

Happy New Year everyone! We hope 2023 was prolapstralicious and 2024 will be even better and wetter! Steve and I played a fun "Would You Rather?" game from a book that may or may not have been written by AI or auto-translated - enjoy and see you in the new year!

Last week we were jamming stuff in the ground around The Mesa, and this week - what else? - we're shootin' rockets and fireworks into the sky above The Mesa. It's a delicate, precise dance with Travis Taylor as he relies on his tried and true method of blowin' shit up and measuring the weird stuff that happens! This episode though, they just might have found proof that there is a portal at Skinwalker Ranch...

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!

This episode asks us to read between the lines…but joke’s on them! We can’t even read! Only write! Regardless, this ep gives us more drilling, more drones, more diggin’, and more bones - everything a Skinwalker Rancher could ask for! Except…more Dragon. There’s too much Dragon in this episode and he’s very cringey to watch and they should stop allowing him to talk. He does get his cloaca scanned by a vet though!

Support the show at:

PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month!

Listen to our OTHER show: No Guts, No Glory: The Berserk Podcast! On all your favorite podcast services

BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)