Magnum is hired to act as a bodyguard to a testy ballerina. Graham and Kathleen have some script suggestions for the Magnum writing team.

Magnum investigates the mysterious kidnapping of an old friend, meanwhile Kathleen and Graham decide to start dispensing "life hack" advice.?

Magnum is tasked with babysitting the infuriatingly childish Mad Buck Gibson, famous author, adventure seeker and troublemaker. Meanwhile Graham and Kathleen find the episode hits a little too close to home.?

When Magnum's friend Kacy is murdered, he'll stop at nothing to solve the case. Meanwhile, Kathleen fixates on a particularly thick beard.

Higgins comes down with a case of romance induced tropical madness, and it's up to Magnum to save the day. Meanwhile Kathleen and Graham come down with a case of tangent madness.

A ghost from Magnum's past suddenly reappears, Kathleen talks extensively about Vietnamese food.

Magnum must help a Soviet track star defect, even though the KGB is watching her every move. Meanwhile, Higgin's ability to be boring is weaponized, and Kathleen goes deep into the trivia mines.

Magnum investigates when a beautiful woman seems to vanish into thin air. Is she really a woman, or is she a ghost? Meanwhile, Graham is very confused by Magnum's dietary choices, and Kathleen discusses the finer points of novelty car horns.

Magnum is hired to track down an archeologist after he goes missing while diving in the cursed Nihoa channel. Kathleen makes a variety of goat noises.?

Billy Joe Bob, a man from Texas, hires Magnum to track down his missing sister. Graham talks Kendo, and Kathleen makes various dog noises for verisimilitude.?