Holy shit, it's a mailbag episode and y'all came the fuck through. We'll catch you on the other side of the holidays!

Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen's dumbfuck satire on The Hard Times.