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On this ULTRA JUICY SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE, Will and Colleen (and former guest Teresa Roberts Logan!) go to the ballet and record an episode while waiting to get out of the fucking parking garage. 

Due to the nature of the fucking parking garage, please be warned that much of this sounds like complete garbage. You asked for it.

Pittsburgh Ballet Theatre website

Full version of the ballet, by the Milwaukee Ballet Company

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Please, if there is a God, let us never have to watch this show again. 

Cole Haddon's Medium article

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(Colleen's audio is scuffed to fuck. Good thing none of you pay for this and the show in question sucks anyway.)

Will and Colleen engage in some exquisite suffering looking at episodes 1-5 of the 2013 NBC show Dracula starring Johnathan Rhys Meyers. It's really, really bad.

Cole Haddon's Medium article

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Hello and welcome BACK to another beautiful mailbag episode, where we answer your burning Dracula and Dracula-adjacent questions. For fun, and on purpose!

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Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen on The Hard Times.

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This [redacted unit of time] on Transylvaniacs, Will and Colleen watch a Canadian ballet silent film and honestly have an amazing time doing it. There is also a dog barking in some of Will's audio, but you can't blame Anna the Pug for being jazzed about a solid little dance flick, can you?

Watch it on YouTube!

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen on The Hard Times.

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Strap in folks, this train is headed right to Yap Central Station. We look at the brand new Nosferatu adaptation and talk for a long, long time. Please keep sending us your memes.

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen on The Hard Times.

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Fair warning: Colleen's brand new nice mic doesn't sound amazing and she will be switching back!

Today we take a look at the half fact, half fiction retelling of the filming of the 1922 Nosferatu, titled Shadow of the Vampire. We also talk about Willem Dafoe's face, Bat Boy: The Musical, and Will's excellent Halloween costume.

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Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen on The Hard Times.

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A quick little mini for anyone who wants our HOT JUICY TAKES on the release trailer for Robert Eggers' Nosferatu!

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen on The Hard Times.

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We are once again joined by a very special guest: comedian, illustrator, Dracula nerd, and all-around super lady Teresa Roberts Logan! We take a look at the utter train-wreck that is Dracula 2000, and also discuss celebrity encounters, OJ Simpson, and chiffon.

Check out Teresa's comedy and artwork on her Instagram!

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen on The Hard Times.

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The Transylvaniacs are BACK baby, and we are starting off with the 2001 silent film/music video for Japanese visual kei band Malice Mizer titled "Bara no Konrei." We talk about how more bands should make hour-long, low-budget movies, and use the phrase "fetish dream ballet" more than once.

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Transylvaniacs is hosted and produced by Will Standish and Colleen Nerney. You can find Will on Twitter at @wbmstandish, and Colleen on Instagram at @nernstagram.

Will's literary Instagram is @bookstoredaydream, and you can also find Colleen's dumbfuck satire on The Hard Times.