VOICEMAILS:Our voicemail line rings for waaaay too long. The math on the chances of us existing at the same time as aliens. Leaving a surprise in the jacuzzi for the mean swim teacher. Getting out of a rut. The car curse came for Maggerdoodles. Being inspired to get your drivers license. Where the hell is Sweet Baby James? Craig Killborn used to host the Daily Show. Another McDoanlds hot coffee theory. Turds in the pipes. 

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