This episode's food selection is from Kylie Kakes Dessert Bar & Cafe, located at 835 Mercer St. Princeton, WV. Open M-F Noon-5 PM.

Here's what we ordered:

Shared: Custom Main Corpse themed toxically purple and neon green pistachio cake with homemade buttercream, an assortment of pastries, chocolate chip cookie, sugar cookie, white chocolate blondie, and a peanut butter cupcake (that Kelsey dinged up in her car)

Kelsey has a tiktok problem and got way into cakegate. So we decided to do something about it. In possibly our wildest episode yet, Kelsey realized we need more conmen and less murder. So she is covering the story of John Romulus Brinkley, a noted quack at the turn of the century, who used a goat's certain parts for snake oil schemes and surgical nightmares. "Doctor" Brinkley claimed these would keep men virile and could cure nearly any ailment. We also talk about rosettes vs piles of frosting, Kelsey's organizing skills, our universal distaste for fondant, the birth of radio, blondie love, and also loving Kylie growth in her abilities after taking everyone's advice.