This week, our Creeps are back in the studio to try Ritzy Lunch, located at 456 W Pike St. Clarksburg, WV. Open Mon-Sat 7 AM-2 PM. They are the place our Creeps have mentioned before, that is adjacent to the old theater that once played Night of the Hunter, and they have a photo of that marquee hanging in their restaurant.

Here's what we tried:

Classic hotdogs with sauce, mustard, onions, and Ritzy's signature pink/red slaw!

We also tried Mister Bee's new Mothman themed crinkle cut potato chips on the side

Then, Matt covers the twelve victims of the Torso Murders of the 1930's by an unidentified serial killer in Cleveland, Ohio. They also dive into the connections between these morsels and the murder of Elizabeth Short, aka the Black Dahlia killing. The details of the case are extremely graphic in nature, listener discretion is advised. If you would prefer to only tune in to the food portion of the show, Matt's story starts around nine minutes in.

They also talk about classic WV dogs again, weird flavors, a Main Corpse Pool Day and the perfect summer snacks that would go with that, and discovering eats that are very local to you. Shoutout to Liz Pavlovic who recommended Ritzy to us oh so long ago, and our apologies if we said your name wrong, our Editor shares the pain of the long name...

A big fake round of applause for our episode this week. The Creeps try an absurd assortment of Krispy Kreme donuts, all Pop Tart themed, in the following delightful flavors: Frosted Strawberry with shortbread, Chocolatey Fudge with brownie batter buttercreme, and Brown Sugar Cinnamon with a brown sugar cinnamon cream cheese buttercreme. We can die happy now.

Then, Matt has updates to a local story about a tractor trailer and car collision on the Cheat Lake Bridge in Morgantown, WV during this year's blustery January snowstorms, and the death that occurred when the car plunged into the Lake below.

His update includes details about the Phoenix Police's arrest of the wrong person.

The Creeps also talk about perks if you pay up, search teams, Morgantown driving on a good day, Kelsey slanders buttercream again, and Matt quits. Note: Matt means Randy's Donuts, a historic LA donut institution that has locations in Vegas. They're the best donuts ever. (We also went to Junior's the same day, hence the mention) (Matt did get the right Joe Arpaio at the end.)

This week, the Editor Creep joins Matt to try several slices from the Fairmont location of a Morgantown staple, Casa di Amici, located at the Middletown Commons in White Hall, WV. Open daily 11:00 AM-9:00 PM.

Here's what we tried:

Four different pizzas by the slice: Three meat (Pepperoni, ham, sausage), garlicky white, pepperoni, and thick Sicilian style with pepperoni and banana peppers

Then, Matt gives us an extra fourth installment in his Elizabeth Short (aka the Black Dahlia) coverage. This time, he's going further into the shot in the dark theories and suspects that neither Creep had previously highlighted.

They also talk about flat pepperoni, asmr recipe shorts, crazy tornado winds, a ride on a UFO, a ride on Universal's ET Ride, Mikey Madison and her Oscar win, sex work being legitimate work, and killer chefs.

This week, Kelsey makes you thirsty. The Creeps try two different wonderful sodas: Dr. Pepper Blackberry Zero Sugar, and also Coca-Cola Orange Cream Zero Sugar. I only mentioned one of these sodas in the title because the Orange Cream pop removes joy and vitality from all it touches.

Then, Matt delves into his love of cars and how he doesn't want your precious Dodge Charger or gross Kia to be stolen, taken for a joy ride by idiots who can all too easily break in and take your ride for a spin. The main example Matt gives us comes from downtown Atlanta, where three kids were arrested after stealing and then crashing a Dodge Charger.

The Creeps also talk about lying, Funcles, swear words, gummy snacking from your kid's stash, Vanilla Coke texture, criminal baby cats, and flavor that won't leave, like an unwanted guest in your mouth house.

This week, Kelsey gives you a deep dive of everything she discovered at the 2025 Festival of the Arts at Disney World. She tried scores of wondrously crafted entrees and desserts from pop-up vendors all around EPCOT, too many to mention here.

Then, Kelsey gives us updates on the Supreme Court's decisions concerning New York Times v. Sullivan, a landmark case of the 60s that shored up protections of First Amendment freedoms of Speech and the Press, specifically the press and its ability to investigate prominent people without fear of defamation suits. Recently mogul Steve Winn wanted the historic libel law ruling to be overturned.

They also talk about the heaven that is pimento cheese, Matt getting hangry from texts, fancy rope dropping with friends, breaking through the density of pound cake, drinking without stirring, and Matt briefly shared when he excitedly got his hands on some intensely smooth Elijah Craig 18 year aged bourbon. KELSEY IT WAS TAJÍN MATT STILL HAS TO MAKE A CAKE

This week, Creeps in the morning reluctantly scarf down a Chocolate Lava Big Cup from Reese's, a large peanut butter cup with a second interior layer of chocolate fudge type sauce.

Then, Matt reads a wild Irish headline, the true tale of a severed human hand found far from it's owner, discovered in a North Dublin school playground after the hand was dropped there by a bird. Little else is known nor can be confirmed for sure, seriously...

The Creeps also talk about traffic helicopters, dragons, and better names for that big cup. Kelsey brings up her dream Three Musketeers again.

This week, road rage is the real crime. The Creeps ate Taki's that Britt found. We tasted Waves Dragon Sweet Chili potato chips, and original Blue Heat Takis for some reason.

Then Kelsey gives Matt a local story of Cassie Sheetz, a hiker who had gone missing in the Mon National Forest in 2021, until what were believed to be her remains were discovered. Kelsey also goes into the recent closure of the case with charges dropped and no further investigation of the men who were around Cassie around the time of her disappearance.

The National Missing and Unidentified Persons System database mentioned on the show is available at namus.nij.ojp.gov

The Creeps also talk about Dracula, heat extremity, jerk motorists, discovering new likes, being cooped up in the snow, and blowin'

The Creeps tried assorted biscotti and incredible bread from Phoenix Bakery, located at 89 Kingwood St, Morgantown, WV. Open Wed-Sat 7:00 AM - 9:00 PM. Here's what we tried: Rosemary and Olive Bread Loaf, & Biscotti in the following flavors: Almond, Cranberry Orange, Chocolate Peanut Butter, Lemon Ginger.

Then, Matt gives us the third installment of his limited series on the life and death of Elizabeth Short, also known as the Black Dahlia. In this final episode on the case, he goes into detail on updates on five out of the many known suspects thought to be responsible for Elizabeth's murder.

They also talk about showing up late to baked goods, eating the wrong thing you picked up off the plate, being unapologetic to an editor that has to hear a heater running when it's cold, and the Creeps are left dumbfounded and speechless by the deliciousness of maybe the best bread we've ever had.

This week, the Creeps are trying out hot pepper maple syrup from Spruce Knob Maple, they poured it all over some pepperoni pizza. You can find a variety of their syrups by visiting Cardinal Market in Bridgeport's Meadowbrook all, or visiting their website, Spruceknobmaple.com

Then Matt covers the recent release of cctv footage from London that may be looked at in the case of the death of renowned drag queen legend Heklina in 2023. There's still not a lot of information on this story, but we wanted to get the word out there. Peaches Christ, aka Joshua Grannell, long time collaborator and friend of the deceased, said in an article, "To get the London Police to take more action has been something Nancy and I have been pushing for since the tragedy began. Why has it taken this long? There is so much more to this story that will have to be told."

If you have any information on the three men last seen around the area, please do not hesitate to contact proper authorities in the UK. The Met Police is asking anyone with information in connection to Heklina's death to call 101 quoting CAD1824/03Apr23

The Creeps also mention cute tiny bottles, horror movies, the Last Drive In, and Matt missing his cue. We promise Matt will teach Kelsey who all the actors mentioned are, eventually...

We're frozen. Your Creeps have turned to ice, unable to meet together in person to record. So they gather using modern technology to talk about recent food they've managed to try on warmer days. This involves burgers and a lot of soup. We review tasty delights from our local favorites: soup options at Leonard's in Grafton, and salad and an enormous chicken sandwich from Onyx in Fairmont.

Then, Matt tells of a very old cold case. He talks about the Wickenburg massacre, involving the murder of six during a stagecoach robbery in Arizona in the 1870s. They also discuss who was alleged to carry out the crime during the day, but also who might have been actually responsible, and the politics at play.

They also talk about definitely eating food, small towns, fun appetizers, desert heat, and local dateline.