In this episode, Matt and Kelsey try two new flavors in the Doritos Late Night line of tortilla chips: Cheeseburger and Loaded taco. Let us know what you think these two chips taste like!

Matt covers a bar assault from Arizona in December of last year, as Former NHL player Paul Bissonnette was assaulted by six rowdy dudes at a club in Scottsdale.

The Creeps also talk about pointless adjectives, griddle sizzle, bag cheese on white people taco night, flavor sorcery, and getting in the Canadian mood while Matt pokes a stick at his team.

This week, we went to Twin Oaks for some pizza. We swear we're coming back for their other entrees, but we've been in a pizza mood. It's Pizza Spring. This Bridgeport institution has been in business since 1957, located at 818 W. Main St. Open Tue-Sun 4-9 PM.

Here's what we tried:

14" pizza with house made sauce, pepperoni, sausage, and black olives

Then, the Martians are coming! Matt brings a well known fable back from the 30s. In October of 1939, just before Halloween, the folks at CBS wanted to cook up something special to scare the kiddies young and old, and they definitely did. Matt goes into detail on the panic and mass hysteria caused by the Orson Welles radio broadcast of War of the Worlds, a false reporting long before the eras of the fake serial, the mockumentary, or found footage. Matt also goes into the wild broadcast aftermath that happened later in Quito, Ecuador.

They also talk about silly geese, the classics, WWII weirdness, giant offset trucks, and the infamous missing food from Episode 46...

In this episode, Matt and Kelsey tried an old Kentucky ginger ale classic, Ale-8-One (A late one) and then also Vlasic Dill Pickle Balls, a bright green pickle flavored corn puff.

Matt covers the story of the infamous arrest of professional golfer Scottie Scheffler in Louisville, Kentucky.

The Creeps also talk about emergency Easter Candy and Kelsey's knowledge of golf incidents.

This week, we went to Fat Angelo's, with a few locations in the area, this one located at 152 Thompson Dr, Bridgeport, WV, in the back of the lot past Gabes. Open Mon-Thur 10-9, Fri-Sat 10-10, Sun 11-9

Here's what we tried:

Hot honey calzone loaded with pepperoni, ricotta, mozzarella, provolone, and jalapenos, covered in a hot honey drizzle; and fried hot pepper cheese balls

Then, Kelsey discusses a local Jane Doe who was found dead in 1983 in Wetzel County, and how the case may be possibly tied to the Redhead murders. The case remains unsolved as of recording. Matt also gets political talking about Chevrolet. Note: there is an odd interference noise near the end just before the outro, unsure what that was, unable to edit out.

There's still a chill in the crisp Spring air, as your lovely Creeps try new flavors of Sprite Chill: Strawberry Kiwi and Cherry Lime! One of them is zero, I don't remember which one, don't ask me. We also tried Chester's Cheddar Jalepeno popcorn after drinking soda, instead of washing it down because we're crazy people.

Then, Matt reads a very recent NPR headline about a babysitter, at a family's home in Kansas, checking under the child's bed for "monsters" and finding a real person under there instead. Kelsey then tells a brief story about a weird dasher.

The Creeps also talk about hardcore cough drops, rollin with the Coke Boiz, the perfection of all things cherry limeade, Kelsey hopping onto the forgetting allergies train Britt is already a conductor on, price rage, falling for weird classic advertising, and killing Matt with Kiwi unsuccessfully.

This week, our Creeps are back in the studio to try Ritzy Lunch, located at 456 W Pike St. Clarksburg, WV. Open Mon-Sat 7 AM-2 PM. They are the place our Creeps have mentioned before, that is adjacent to the old theater that once played Night of the Hunter, and they have a photo of that marquee hanging in their restaurant.

Here's what we tried:

Classic hotdogs with sauce, mustard, onions, and Ritzy's signature pink/red slaw!

We also tried Mister Bee's new Mothman themed crinkle cut potato chips on the side

Then, Matt covers the twelve victims of the Torso Murders of the 1930's by an unidentified serial killer in Cleveland, Ohio. They also dive into the connections between these morsels and the murder of Elizabeth Short, aka the Black Dahlia killing. The details of the case are extremely graphic in nature, listener discretion is advised. If you would prefer to only tune in to the food portion of the show, Matt's story starts around nine minutes in.

They also talk about classic WV dogs again, weird flavors, a Main Corpse Pool Day and the perfect summer snacks that would go with that, and discovering eats that are very local to you. Shoutout to Liz Pavlovic who recommended Ritzy to us oh so long ago, and our apologies if we said your name wrong, our Editor shares the pain of the long name...

A big fake round of applause for our episode this week. The Creeps try an absurd assortment of Krispy Kreme donuts, all Pop Tart themed, in the following delightful flavors: Frosted Strawberry with shortbread, Chocolatey Fudge with brownie batter buttercreme, and Brown Sugar Cinnamon with a brown sugar cinnamon cream cheese buttercreme. We can die happy now.

Then, Matt has updates to a local story about a tractor trailer and car collision on the Cheat Lake Bridge in Morgantown, WV during this year's blustery January snowstorms, and the death that occurred when the car plunged into the Lake below.

His update includes details about the Phoenix Police's arrest of the wrong person.

The Creeps also talk about perks if you pay up, search teams, Morgantown driving on a good day, Kelsey slanders buttercream again, and Matt quits. Note: Matt means Randy's Donuts, a historic LA donut institution that has locations in Vegas. They're the best donuts ever. (We also went to Junior's the same day, hence the mention) (Matt did get the right Joe Arpaio at the end.)

This week, the Editor Creep joins Matt to try several slices from the Fairmont location of a Morgantown staple, Casa di Amici, located at the Middletown Commons in White Hall, WV. Open daily 11:00 AM-9:00 PM.

Here's what we tried:

Four different pizzas by the slice: Three meat (Pepperoni, ham, sausage), garlicky white, pepperoni, and thick Sicilian style with pepperoni and banana peppers

Then, Matt gives us an extra fourth installment in his Elizabeth Short (aka the Black Dahlia) coverage. This time, he's going further into the shot in the dark theories and suspects that neither Creep had previously highlighted.

They also talk about flat pepperoni, asmr recipe shorts, crazy tornado winds, a ride on a UFO, a ride on Universal's ET Ride, Mikey Madison and her Oscar win, sex work being legitimate work, and killer chefs.

This week, Kelsey makes you thirsty. The Creeps try two different wonderful sodas: Dr. Pepper Blackberry Zero Sugar, and also Coca-Cola Orange Cream Zero Sugar. I only mentioned one of these sodas in the title because the Orange Cream pop removes joy and vitality from all it touches.

Then, Matt delves into his love of cars and how he doesn't want your precious Dodge Charger or gross Kia to be stolen, taken for a joy ride by idiots who can all too easily break in and take your ride for a spin. The main example Matt gives us comes from downtown Atlanta, where three kids were arrested after stealing and then crashing a Dodge Charger.

The Creeps also talk about lying, Funcles, swear words, gummy snacking from your kid's stash, Vanilla Coke texture, criminal baby cats, and flavor that won't leave, like an unwanted guest in your mouth house.

This week, Kelsey gives you a deep dive of everything she discovered at the 2025 Festival of the Arts at Disney World. She tried scores of wondrously crafted entrees and desserts from pop-up vendors all around EPCOT, too many to mention here.

Then, Kelsey gives us updates on the Supreme Court's decisions concerning New York Times v. Sullivan, a landmark case of the 60s that shored up protections of First Amendment freedoms of Speech and the Press, specifically the press and its ability to investigate prominent people without fear of defamation suits. Recently mogul Steve Winn wanted the historic libel law ruling to be overturned.

They also talk about the heaven that is pimento cheese, Matt getting hangry from texts, fancy rope dropping with friends, breaking through the density of pound cake, drinking without stirring, and Matt briefly shared when he excitedly got his hands on some intensely smooth Elijah Craig 18 year aged bourbon. KELSEY IT WAS TAJÍN MATT STILL HAS TO MAKE A CAKE