In this episode, Kelsey's mom gave us a new Pop Tart flavor to try, with Matt not knowing what flavor he's about to eat. Thanks to the Pop-Tarts Bowl, now that sacrificing a beloved mascot and consuming Pop-Tart flesh has become a New Year's seasonal occasion, we will try to have another flavor next year.

Then, Kelsey takes us back to the wild winter of 1992, so much swirling chaos, and America concerns itself with a beloved White House pet pup who maybe indulged in too many treats. Do not feed Ranger.

The Creeps also talk about their favorite Pop-tart flavors and whether they like to eat them cold or toasted, buying discount snacks, coworker betrayal, and how Matt is still pretty bummed out about Hall and Oates.